Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[MoltenKitten]

You can rebuild it

I insert microtransactions

[Ad Bot]

[Thunderstrike]

You get a stuffty F2P Game

I insert stufftyNightcore Music

[Snaked_Snake]

You get good Nightcore music

I insert EA

[Goth77]

You get good Nightcore music

I insert EA

Out pops a copy of 007 Agent Under Fire for the PS2

*Gothboy inserts a wrench

[Col. Derontchi]

You get an antique oak wooden carrot used by your second cousin

I insert myself

[Goth77]

You get an antique oak wooden carrot used by your second cousin

I insert myself

I don't have a second cousin so I find this antique wooden carrot a strange thing indeed.

You get nothing back, the vending machine cuts you into tiny little pieces and massive amounts of blood sprays from the creases between the metal and the little buttons

*Gothboy inserts a bandaid

[Seath45]

I don't have a second cousin so I find this antique wooden carrot a strange thing indeed.

You get nothing back, the vending machine cuts you into tiny little pieces and massive amounts of blood sprays from the creases between the metal and the little buttons

*Gothboy inserts a bandaid

You get an appendicitis infected appendix


I insert blockland forums.

[Col. Derontchi]

You get Autism.

I insert my left testicle

[Goth77]

You get an appendicitis infected appendix


I insert blockland forums.

Thats forgeted up. I also don't have an appendix, it was removed my sophmore year in high school because I actually had an appendicitis. Serious hella pain

I insert my left testicle

Your left testicle is still in the machine from when it diced you to tiny pieces and spat your blood all over it's buttons, short circuiting all functionality.

Your right testicle pops out

*Gothboy inserts a small baggy of weed (I'm not stingy)

[Rabbot32]

You get a huge bag in return.

I insert a vintage record of You Spin Me Right Round.

[Superstarxalien169]

You get a magic device that spins you around.

I insert actual money.

[MoltenKitten]

You get Moltencoins, legal currency at your participating nowhere

I insert the magic of the device called a Zune

[Snaked_Snake]

YOu get a non-magical game called Zuba.

I install EA again.

[Col. Derontchi]

BATTLEFIELD

I insert

[Bomb Kirby]

You get 3 billion dollars, but only if you highlight this text.

I insert Mario Kart: Super Circuit.