Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 1125598 times)

General Nick · November 24, 2008, 08:19:55 PM

You get a post-it note saying "You don't have to insert money, lol." You also get a photograph of General Nicki, but again I take it ;3

(Inserts Slick's other shoe)

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Slicksilver555 · November 24, 2008, 08:21:29 PM

You get a new shoe, But i take it.
*inserts hand
JESUS CHRIST THAT HURTS!

General Nick · November 24, 2008, 08:22:42 PM

You get a foot, oddly enough it resembles General Nicki's foot, but I don't have a foot special interest so some hobo runs by and nabs it from you.

I wish that I had FiOs.

CHEESE · November 24, 2008, 08:24:02 PM

You receive a picture of a 3 year old girl. (WTF? NUDITY?)

Quote from: Slicksilver555 on November 24, 2008, 08:21:29 PM

*inserts hand

Gen. Nick: WTF... This isn't "Wish Granted, But..."

Slicksilver555 · November 24, 2008, 08:24:10 PM

You recieve FiOs, but i take it and plug i into the vending machine, thus turning it into a very generous TV
* Slicksilver555 inserts toe.

CHEESE · November 24, 2008, 08:26:41 PM

You get a white, zombie toe.

Quote from: CHEESE on November 24, 2008, 08:08:05 PM

*CHEESE inserts himself.

Slicksilver555 · November 24, 2008, 08:27:10 PM

You get a months free subscription to Playboy TV.

* Slick inserts his mother.

CHEESE · November 24, 2008, 08:30:24 PM

You get a guy with a bun to your ear.

* CHEESE inserts his sword, The Samardon.

Slicksilver555 · November 24, 2008, 08:37:39 PM

You get a preserved fart.

* Slick inserts air

General Nick · November 24, 2008, 08:38:38 PM

You get a black hole, and it sucks the entire solar system in. OMNOMNOM

I insert a eukaryotic cell.

Slicksilver555 · November 24, 2008, 08:45:48 PM

You get a bag of crap.
* Slicksilver555 realizes that it was really a wormhole, connecting to right behind where he was standing. Slicksilver555 then inserts a dog.

CHEESE · November 24, 2008, 08:48:03 PM

The dog bites you in the butt-ox.

* CHEESE inserts his gold doubloon.

Slicksilver555 · November 24, 2008, 08:52:57 PM

The machine does not accept the golden dabloon, and spits it out at your face, breaking your eye in two and giving you minor brain damage.
* Slicksilver555 inserts a penny and ducks

SirThom · November 24, 2008, 09:29:57 PM

The penny shoots out instantly and bounces off the wall behind you. Goes straight into your back.

* SirThom inserts a small star-shaped cookie.

General Nick · November 24, 2008, 09:34:22 PM

You get a hobo who holds a picture of Gen. Nicki, which is then stolen by me. Again.

(insert picture of Kim Kardashian)