Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SteveJenkins]

you get a piano

I insert Snaked Snake

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

The vending machine goes on a rampage, killing everyone that doesn't use /me

I insert a janitor

[Ocelotus]

you get a janitor

i insert a key

[Rigel]

You get a locked lock, only the key that you inserted can unlock it.

I insert an adamantium strand.

[NotBomberguy]

you get this wikipedia article

I insert a bampfd bamp
(exploded bomb)

[Redconer]

The bomb reappears as a brand new one, go and detonate something.

I insert a dollar, then press the Coca-Cola button

[randomtroll39]

you get a pepsi

i insert a pepsi

[Blockchip]

You get dyspepsia
indigestion

I insert an abacus

[Davidosss2003]

You get dyspepsia
indigestion

I insert an abacus

You get your abacus out at light speed

* Davidosss2003 inserts

[Space1255]

You get your abacus out at light speed

* Davidosss2003 inserts

You get a fourty-foot dragon carrot m
*Inserts two coins*

[Davidosss2003]

You get -2 coins.

* Davidosss2003 inserts universe fabric for tests.

[WaterOre]

you get a spatial wedgie

* WaterOre inserts 

[Blockchip]

You get a familiar red cap

I insert a feminist

[Kohoutek]

you get this

I insert damon albarn

[Sp00n.exe]

you get a damon plushy

I insert my snake