Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[AtlasBlue]

The machine crushes your snake.

I insert a model Vic Viper.

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

You get a model richardWiper™

I insert myself.

[AtlasBlue]

The machine spits you out, mangled and broken.

I insert Bad Rats.

[MoltenKitten]

You get E.T.

I insert SCP-682

[Blockchip]

The vending machine kills everyone.

I insert a Hong Kong.

[Mr Queeba]

The vending machine kills everyone.

I insert a Hong Kong.

You get cheap counterfeit products.
I insert the heavy from TF2.

[Blockchip]

You get a sandvich

I insert a soda

[ThatRandomGuy]

The soda shoots out violently into your crotch.

TRG inserts a potato

[Space1255]

It explodes in the mechanism, causing it to jam.
*inserts WD-40 spray*

[AtlasBlue]

The machine lubricates itself and dislodges the jam. The machine thanks you.

I insert a wrench.

[Blockchip]

You get a wench.

I insert a sign with "Video games predict the future!" on it

[Malleo100]

You get a lawsuit

I insert something edgy

[Sp00n.exe]

you get a framed photo of coldsteel teh hedgeheg

I insert a shekel

[Kohoutek]

you get Klarck

I insert communism

[Blockchip]

You get a hammer and sickle

I insert a nuclear warhead