Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blokx]

you get an eagle


you insert an application to join CIA

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

You get an CIAland

I insert an illuminati

[The Lawyer]

You get a fake: This message was deleted by the Illuminati.

I insert corrupt government.

[NML Cygni]

you get cambodia

i insert communism

[Maxxi]

you get angry russian hookers
i insert my richard my hand

[giant tootsie rolls]

You get a foot

I insert an unusual gibius

[Blockchip]

u wot m8

I insert a marshmallow

[Dr.Bloxxy]

You win poison ivy and die of allergic reaction

I put in a national socialist

[Kohoutek]

you get Riddler
I insert a glock and an onion.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get an onion-firing glock.

I insert E3.

[giant tootsie rolls]

You get games and stuff

I insert Pen Island

[Bomb Kirby]

The vending machine processes what you just inserted. It then decides to give you Pencil Island instead of the expected response.

I insert Earthbound Beginnings.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a bump!

I re-insert Earthbound Beginnings. We must not let this thread die until it reaches 10 years old. Then we can consider letting it die.

[SWAT One]

The vending machine scolds Bomb Kirby for even suggesting the notion of dropping the topic.  The vending machine is eternal!

* SWAT One inserts The Lawyer into the vending machine's back maintenance hatch.

[Agent Legit 22]

You get a defendent.

I insert the topic