Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockchip]

You get the game

I insert a skeleton

[Ad Bot]

[randomtroll39]

You get Jobel

I insert a hulk hoagie

[fireking]

you get the mighty hulk
i insert a black hole

[Blockchip]

You get a black ho

I insert a furdle

[Hawt]

you get a bigger ego

I insert chipotle

[TheEpicRobot]

You get Taco Bell.

I insert a copypasta.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a Navy Seal.

I insert a regular seal.

[Blockchip]

You get a club.

I insert a coin and press the button labeled "Apple Juice"

[NessNet]

You get pure Apple Juice, not processed or anything, just pure apple juice.

* NessNet inserts vending machine

[SWAT One]

You get $1.25 in quarters and a piece of already chewed up bubble gum.

* SWAT One inserts a submarine sandwich and leaves the prize for the next guy.

[Thunderstrike]

The Sandwich is now a Gooey Mess and in themiddle of it is a Green Illumianated Crystal.

* Thunderstrike Inserts a Bunch of Furry research

[Refticus]

the machine chokes then gives you a gun labeled "do it"

i insert memes

[Blocky943]

you get kek

i insert myself

[Siberian Husky]

You get cum.

Inserts $1

[}]Crazy[{]

You now have 1 dollar less, because you forgot to choose something.
I insert the other side of the planet