Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SWAT One]

You get an angry vending machine.

* SWAT One inserts 200g of fine, grey dust.

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

The machine coughs at you

I insert my old copy of Putput Saves the Race

[NotBomberguy]

You get putput wins the race

I insert insert

[Merp]

you get a name

I insert myself

[WaterOre]

You get horribly mauled.

I insert 250¥

[SetGaming]

You get horribly mauled.

I insert 250¥

you get a weeaboo

I insert the BLF.

[Jiggy]

you get a weeaboo

I insert the BLF.

you get cancer

i insert a stick of dynamite

[SuperFlaminninja³]

You get a stick of truth

I put in my shirt

[Metario12]

You get a sock that's been used and filled with semen.

I insert the vending machine, effectively destroying it.

[TableSalt]

We move on to another vending machine.

I insert a terrifying amount of research.

[RACCOONNEER1214]

the vending machine blows up
i insert a million dollars

[Insert Name Here²]

you get Annoying Orange
I insert depression

[RACCOONNEER1214]

you get dust from a blended cell phone
i insert bedpost

[Meta_KnightX]

You get Badspot

I insert a vending machine

[startacker]

The vending machine spits it back at you, not wanting that other brand of vending machine.

I insert $1 in pennies