Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Metario]

You get 1 penny.


I insert a Rare

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

You get an Uncommon

I insert 2$ and press B 3 for a bag of chips.

[SWAT One]

The coil begins to rotate, but then starts smoking and twitching.  After a few seconds it sparks and the lights go off.

* SWAT One enters, wearing a hard-hat and carrying a toolbox.  He set down his toolbox and squats down, opens it, and retrieves a big hammer.  He then stands up and smashes out the glass and hands TableSalt the bag of chips, covered slightly with glass dust.

[NotBomberguy]

you get nothing, you didn't insert anything

I insert tablesalt's bag of chips

[Potatoh]

You get pringles

I eat the pringles

[WaterOre]

Eating the pringles fills you with satisfaction.

Until I remove the pringles from you and insert them into the machine.

[Potatoh]

You get corn flakes

I steal the corn flakes and put it in the machine

[Pngu12970]

The machine pulls a gun out and shoots you.

I insert a broken stick.

[Adam2]

You get a broken metal stick.

I insert a Hale's Own Gold Botkiller Mk.ii Minigun.

[Bing2]

You get a common hat.

I then take the hat and insert it into the machine.

[dr_pepper]

You get an uncommon hat

I insert $6 and a Pokemon card

[Becquerel]

You get Ainsley Harriot:


I insert insert

[bigcapitalbaka]

inserting the insert gave you a tag

i insert a froot loop

[Bing2]

You get cinnamon toast crunch

I insert a loaded revolver

[Becquerel]

you get to play russian roulette with 6 different humanoid revolvers

i insert a parasox