Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Lego lad]

you get bloxland

I insert myself again

[Ad Bot]

[Ryan Crowlife]

You get a Blockhead
I insert a Minecraft Creeper

[Meta_KnightX]

I insert myself again

That's got to hurt, you got to stop doing that man.

I insert a Minecraft Creeper

You get gunpowder!

I insert a creeper that watches girls 24/7

[Dragonslayer182]

You get Meta_KnightX!

I insert a crown proclaiming someone to be king of page 700. Looks like someone tried to cover "Burger king" with permenant marker ink, tho.

[CRITAWAKETS]

The vending machine drops 700 entire burger king restaurents, crushing you.

I insert a rock.

[ßlöükfáce]

it launches the rock at your groin like an automated baseball thrower

i insert a gallon of water

[Potatoh]

The machine pisses on you

I insert blockland builds

[the evil corperation]

You get someone ready to steal them and ban all who oppose him.

* the evil corperation inserts Age of Time

[Becquerel]

This happens to you. You fly through hyperspace while the history through the future of the universe plays out before you and before you know it, you disappear into the far future
hyperspace looks like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jspx3tW-Sy8

I insert Riddler

[Red Spy]

You get a box full of researcho mags

I insert a jumbo jet

[SWAT One]

You get a very full, clogged vending machine.

* SWAT One comes back with the toolbox and fixes it up again, trying to help the machine process the jumbo jet, and presses E4 for a Dasani™ Water Bottle.

[Becquerel]

You get a very full, clogged vending machine.

* SWAT One comes back with the toolbox and fixes it up again, trying to help the machine process the jumbo jet, and presses E4 for a Dasani™ Water Bottle.

The machines programming forgets up and instead of of E4 which is Dasani, you get a ticket for E3 this year
I insert a very lonely whore and a guy with erectile dysfunction
"I JUST CANT GET IT UP ELIZABETH"

[Metario]

q

[NotBomberguy]

you get zapk

I insert fapk

[TheMrDoors]

you get zapk

I insert fapk

you get rule34
i insert the meaning of life