Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get filth

insert ban breach

[Ad Bot]

[TheMrDoors]

you get filth

insert ban breach

you get out due to your high addiction on this forum game

i insert RACCOONNEER1214

[Meta_KnightX]

You get raccoon foxes.

I insert a token

[Klocko¹]

You get two tokens.

I insert Bonzi Buddy.

[Metario]

You get Ransomware on your PC! Quick! Tap A to remove it!


I insert the vending machine

[Becquerel]

the vending machine then inserts you

i insert a Strategic Arms Limitation treaty signed by Dennis Rodman's Pal and Marvin the Martian

[Insert Name Here²]

You get a nuclear war because Dennis Rodman's Pal spilled his coffee and blamed the US on it

I insert a name

[Kohoutek]

you fulfil your purpose and thus completely vanish from existance.

i insert the UK

[Metario]

you exit the EU


I insert the following novel

Code: [Select]

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Badspot so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Badspot every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Badspot is love", I say, "Badspot is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a friend
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Badspot
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Badspot
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my server"
>He grabs me with his powerful block hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Badspot
>He penetrates my back door
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Badspot
>I can feel my star fish tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Badspot
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Badspot looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all blockland.us now"
>Badspot leaves through my window
Badspot is love, Badspot is life.

[TableSalt]

You get banned.

I insert this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yh8kgmFNs0

[failbros2]

you get a golden play button

i insert a pie

[Lego lad]

You get nothing, it must be empty

I refill the machine with various things from walmart

[ßlöükfáce]

it calls you a poorcigarette and gives it back because it thinks you need them for being poor

i insert a surface pro 4

[Flowey]

You win an old macintosh.

It's time for nostalgia.

I insert $1

[Lego lad]

That isn't enough for a soda! You get it back in coin form.

I insert a bottle cap