Crappy MS paint challenge...

[Garuda]

You are currently being chased by the authorities for a rap sheet so immerse that the list isnt listed here, The all of the sudden you are cornered to a cliff, all you have is a survival kit with first aid supplies, food, water, and other essentials (no gun, you have already wasted all the rounds) Illustrate what you would do next....
EDIT:
i also forgot to tell you that you have a parachute with a rip in it (Deemed unusable without a repair)

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[bub166]

I would eat the parachute, and if I had a chicken as food, I would clear it out and use that as a parachute. Err.... That was supposed to make more sense than it did.

[Falcondude]

Rip parachute ropes, tie rope to edge of cliff, slide down.

[Xoax]

Eat all the food and get fat making you look like a different person, start a new life as a carpet salesman named Tom Estaves. Then get revenge on the cops whoh came after you by selling them really itchy shag carpeting.

[Marcem]

Throw the god damn gun at them.

[coolman!!!]

get the gun rip the rope up into loads of bullet shapes load aim and fire them at the authorities then absail down the clif with the rest of the rope you have left     
job done =D

[tails]

BACK FLIP OFF AND GRAB A PERSON BY THE NECK THEN THROW HIM AT THE OTHER PEOPLE
CRITICAL DAMAGE
OVERKILL

[chaseyqurt]

BECOME AN HERO !

[keepy]

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

on topic: splash the bad guys with water and meele attack with the gun :D

[Randomguy]

Realize you can't escape, and jump off of the cliff.

[Garuda]

locking just for a quick sec to get the next picture

[DrMobius]

Shoop da Whoop them?

[Fizzles]

Shoop da Whoop them?

if i had actually bothered to read the post before the comments (i do that so i dont waste my time to read the post in case it fails(i am a very slow reader)thats probably what i would have said

[Menen]

hur Dur Dur, you take the First Aid Kit's Bandages, and patch the hole in the Parachute

[Ðelinquint]

You turn around to the police and say...