We're all going to die. It's been nice knowing you all.

[tails]

Fun fact: Your CRT monitor is actually a very small version of a particle accelerator.


Im off to my room to play with it.

[Ad Bot]

[Shinji]

I'd laugh if we all survived to end up in an alternate dimension and it was exactly the same.

I'd laugh if you died in a fire.

[Illidan]

don't worry guys, gordon freeman will save us :D

[Mr_Grinch14]

"microscopic black holes that some fear would gobble up the planet."

How the hell?

[Azerath]

Mini black hole + Shoop Da Whoop face = IMA GOBBLIN' MAH PLANET!!

[Rughugger]

Everyday activities like eating, driving to work and even love all inherently have risks. It's a fact we just have to accept.

You are many times more likely to die in a car crash tomorrow than the LHC will destroy the planet.

More fun facts:

More people die each year from falling coconuts than from plane crashes. Same can also be said for killer bees/wasps.

And how more people are killed per year by regular pigs than sharks. True story.

[zackin5]

don't worry guys, gordon freeman will save us :D

Also

Source: http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=11640576#post11640576

[Ladios]

What the hell is with that helmet on the guy on the bottom right.

[Azerath]

Mentally handicap.

[tails]

GORDON FREEMAN

WE'RE SAVED

[Harm94]

The battle for took place either in 2008-2009, so lets wait for that cascade, till vortigaunts and head crabs  pop out of no where. then the combine will come. Better go sign up for the HECU.

And if shephard doesnt save us and shephard gets contained and  barney vanishes, the what?

[Quantum]

God dammit not another damn end of the world!
Didn't the world end enough times as is?

[Reactor Worker]

In the United States, it's 22 times safer flying in a commercial jet than traveling by car, according to a 1993-95 study by the U.S. National Safety Council. The study compares accident fatalities per million passenger-miles traveled. The number of U.S. highway deaths in a typical six-month period -- about 21,000 -- roughly equals all commercial jet fatalities worldwide since the dawn of jet aviation four decades ago. In fact, fewer people have died in commercial airplane accidents in America over the past 60 years than are killed in U.S. auto accidents in a typical three-month period.

U.S. traffic accident fatalities in 2000 -- 41,800

Commercial airplane fatalities in 2000 -- 878

Funniest brown townysis of probability of LHC disaster I have found:

About the same amount of chance that you will be struck on the head by a meteor that contains 17 winning lottery tickets inside. and then with those tickets, buying an array of fairies, elves, and dwarfs. and transporting all of them, on your flying dragon, to the superbowl game between the bears and the packers. after the game, you get struck several times in the face with lightening, attacked by a shark 8 times, and 4 planes land on your chest.

Let me put it another way...if anything bad does happen, you won't have too long to worry about it.

[Swholli]

LHC

[Vertzer]

I'm scared.
Riddler is going to rise from the dead on a T-Rex and kill us all. :(