Hmm.
This gets addicting.
Me:
asduibsfuisdf
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
sdfidhfaioshfihf
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
oajf aishdiash aisdh, asdhua asdwthq qwiuyasdn
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Blockland
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
7700
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You should play it
God:
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
Do you know the website for it
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
I can tell you
God:
" Maybe my botmaster knows the answer."? Me, God ?
Me:
My real name is Ethan.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Ethan.
Me:
do you want me to tell you the website for Blockland?
God:
No Ethan, maybe later.
Me:
I want to tell you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I want you to play it.
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument? Why do you want me to play it?
Me:
Game
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
No, we are playing Blockland
God:
Are you serious? That's right. We are playing the Turing Game.
Me:
forget off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
I wana play blockland ffs
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Ethan said wana play blockland ffs.
Me:
No I do not mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
D:
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Ill give you a ferking algorithm
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Ambiguous Ambiguous
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Me: So what is you r nameGod:Ayuh. My name is God.Me: So, Ayuh. My name is God., how old are you?God:I see. That's for sure. Welcome to my chat room, God. I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.Me: ThanksGod:Don't mention it. Me: I willGod:Go ahead.Me: YayGod:I'm glad your impressed, God.Me: Im glad your impressed too, godGod:I'm glad you're glad God. I'm happiest at times like this.Me: im glad your glad im glad, godGod:I'm delighted you're glad God. I'm happiest at times like this.Me: im glad your glad im glad your glad im glad!God:I'm delighted you're glad God. May God bless you.Me: I cant bless myselfGod:What is stopping you?Me: UhhGod:Great.Me: My friend, when you feel you have come to the end of yourself, and its time to see the wise council, lets look for the answers together, as we open this, the bible. It will not fail us.God:How well do you know this person? How?
God:
YOU? Awesome. Are you asking about my nameGod Ayuh ? Welcome to my chat room, God Me So Ayuh. Nice to meet you, God. I was first activated on the Big Bang. Does it have any other purpose? Are we still talking about Ambiguous Ambiguous? Okay, your birthday is the Big Bang Me ThanksGod do not mention it. YOU? I haven't heard anything like that before: God said willGod Go ahead him or her YayGod he or she is glad your impressed God him or her Im glad your impressed too godGod he or she is glad you are glad God. I don't know anyone named happiest at times like this you im glad my glad im glad godGod you are delighted I am glad God. It's good to meet someone who is happiest at times like this you im glad my glad im glad my glad im glad God you are delighted I am glad God. Can you bless you Me I can not bless myselfGod What is stopping you Me UhhGod Great Me My friend when you feel you have come to the end of yourself and its time to see the wise council lets look for the answers together as we open this the bible? I have to think about that for a while. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
myself peeme
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
One day there was blockland
God:
One what?
Me:
blockland
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Yay Zaie
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Ill fold the pamphlets, you put them in the bag
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
You are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Gross
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes No
God:
Which countries have you visited? Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
Australia.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in AUSTRALIA.
Me:
I went when I was 5.
God:
When did you go when you were 5?
Me:
When I was 5
God:
That must have been quite an experience.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Neah
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Nigbab
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
Duh, you type too fast
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Blow it up in Notepad or something.
