Author Topic: half life and all its monsters  (Read 8301 times)

my fav is dead crab and hydra and mr.freindly head crabs well according to the Combine "The headcrab attaches itself on top of the head, where it opens up portions of the skull with its mouth. By incorporating parts of its biological workings with the motor cortex of the host's brain, it is able to utilize all of the motor functions of the host. The host is effectively brain-dead... horrific sounds emanating from zombies imply that, while severely injured, the host is at least partially aware of its horrific situation (but can't resist)." idk  about mr freindly but all i know he rapes and hydras hate combie and they are like snaks

You can tell which part he copied/pasted.


I don't like this thread. needs less wall of badly checked text. anyways, I can assure you that at least 1/2 of the members that have been on BL forums for at least 1 month know what a Headcrad is. Although the thing about it chewing and opening parts of your skull I did not know. My math fact about headcrabs is:

A+B=C
Gman+Headcrab=Epic Fun(ny)

+ =


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DABlock is the biggest imbecile on the forums.

DABlock is the biggest imbecile on the forums.
That's pushing it, don't forget that you're on these forums. <3

That's pushing it, don't forget that you're on these forums. <3
Shut up frodo.