Last semester some dude stuff his pants cause some of his enemies snuck tons of chocolate flavored laxatives into his chocolate milk at lunch, he ended up going and stinking up the football locker room so bad that it literally burned your eyes when you walked in.
Also last semester, in gym (2nd period) we got to go out to the practice field to forget around instead of shooting hoops in the gym as usual. Down at the tennis courts we found a shopping cart, so we loaded this dude named Gary into it, then me and a bunch of other guys pushed him across the court into one of the tennis nets, he flew out and landed on the other side laughing his ass off.
None of us got in trouble.