Poll

Do you masturbate?

Yes
206 (78.3%)
No
57 (21.7%)

Total Members Voted: 79

Author Topic: procrastination2  (Read 21433 times)

Those who cannot resist are weak, and do not deserve to be Human.
OK, we get it, you can troll.

As day 1 closes, the dawn of day 2 approaches...

Holy crap, Isaac is trying tot take over the world with people who are completely respectable! I am so reporting him. :P

My theory is if you don't masturbate your either gay, a girl, or your under 11 years old.

Girls masturbate... and I'm sure gays do, too.
Here, I fixed it for you.

My theory is if you don't masturbate you're either a bible cigarette or your balls haven't dropped yet.

Girls masturbate... and I'm sure gays do, too.
Here, I fixed it for you.


true dat, I had the vids to prove it :D

lol ok well i guess that's true but MOST girls and gay guys don't masturbate...

lol ok well i guess that's true but MOST girls and gay guys don't masturbate...

If only you saw my harddrive you would reverse your option on girls.

My theory is if you don't masturbate your either gay, a girl, or your under 11 years old.

What are you talking about, girls do it just as much.

Guys are just more open loveualy so they make the masterbation jokes and joke around about doing it.

What are you talking about, girls do it just as much.

Guys are just more open loveualy so they make the masterbation jokes and joke around about doing it.


Trudat. Wait for Shadow Ninja to come, he makes a joke a second around me.

Quote from: Puberty101
Q      Katie (15-17) asks...

My mom and me have been doing loveual stuff since I was 8. She feels better than masturbating alone. Is this ok?
 
A      Katie:

That's absolutely not okay! That's illegal and your mom could be jailed for loveual abuse. Not to mention, it may cause you to have some emotional problems in the future. You must refuse to take part in any further such activities, and I suggest you seek counseling for yourself as well as for your mom.
LOL

LOL

Holy stuff.

That's one forgeted up parent. I'd call the police.

Holy stuff.

That's one forgeted up parent. I'd call the police.
Brb, mom wants me

Haha.

just check out puberty101. Funny site, I'll play around there for a bit.

Browsing their forums is a lot of laughs.
Also;

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Well when im about 5 inches (im 16) and i had love with a girl and after she told me she wished i was smaller because she said it hurt.

I guess I could use this as my excuse for not doing anything yet, wouldn't want to hurt anyone. :cookieMonster:

My god, I've genuinely laughed 5 times now. How can some people seriously be so stupid.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2008, 07:47:15 AM by Vertzer »

I almost lol'd at the messed up parent. That is seriously forgeted up.