Browsing their forums is a lot of laughs.
Also;
Well when im about 5 inches (im 16) and i had love with a girl and after she told me she wished i was smaller because she said it hurt.
I guess I could use this as my excuse for not doing anything yet, wouldn't want to hurt anyone.

My god, I've genuinely laughed 5 times now. How can some people seriously be so stupid.