How to get girlfriend?

[yuki]

Why are you all responding seriously, the thread is satirical.

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[Falcondude]

...and this is why girls SHOULD go on the internet more. That's pretty useful to all the nerds that populate this forum  

[yuki]

...and this is why girls SHOULD go on the internet more. That's pretty useful to all the nerds that populate this forum  

There was an article on MSN about girls liking Geeks better, and some really hot ones attend lectures/presentations to meet them.

Geeks are the best humans ever. We are elite.

[Otis Da HousKat]

There was an article on MSN about girls liking Geeks better, and some really hot ones attend lectures/presentations to meet them.

Geeks are the best humans ever. We are elite.

Geeks are probably easier to push around than jock types or X-TREME bad dudes. Probably a lot nicer most of the time as well.

[Ghoul]

Probably a lot nicer most of the time as well.

We can't help that we have no guts! D:

[Jess]

There was an article on MSN about girls liking Geeks better, and some really hot ones attend lectures/presentations to meet them.

Geeks are the best humans ever. We are elite.

Say what....?

[Vertzer]

Believe it or not I've never had any contact with girls for a good 3 years now. It's sad in a way.
Ever since I've transferred to this new school I'm pretty much a loner, talk to no one, just do my own thing.

[tails]

Believe it or not I've never had any contact with girls for a good 3 years now. It's sad in a way.
Ever since I've transferred to this new school I'm pretty much a loner, talk to no one, just do my own thing.

Hows that bad? :D

[Osak]

...and this is why girls SHOULD go on the internet more. That's pretty useful to all the nerds that populate this forum  

That is if they don't act like the majority of fans like the jonas brothers.

[Vertzer]

Hows that bad? :D

It's not really bad, it's just that sometimes I feel isolated, which overall depresses me even further.
Hell come to think of it I've always been "isolated" Only people I talk to are ones that talk to me pretty much. I never start a conversation part because I don't like almost anyone I meet and part because I find myself boring, wouldn't have anything to talk about.
As for girls, I've had oh so many chances, most of them failed due to idiot friends or my lack of care on the subject. I was also quite self conscious three years ago. That's gone now, but at the state I'm in, physically and mentally, I don't see myself going and finding a girlfriend anytime soon.

/wrists

[tails]

It's not really bad, it's just that sometimes I feel isolated, which overall depresses me even further.
Hell come to think of it I've always been "isolated" Only people I talk to are ones that talk to me pretty much. I never start a conversation part because I don't like almost anyone I meet and part because I find myself boring, wouldn't have anything to talk about.
As for girls, I've had oh so many chances, most of them failed due to idiot friends or my lack of care on the subject. I was also quite self conscious three years ago. That's gone now, but at the state I'm in, physically and mentally, I don't see myself going and finding a girlfriend anytime soon.

/wrists

It's ok i still love you :(

[Vertzer]

In 4 years or so I see myself in my own apartment, working in an average, leaning towards the higher paying jobs, all alone.

Some life I'll have.
In-fact, even if I wasn't all alone, why bother? In 80 years I'll be dead, might as well jump out this window to my right.

I should really stop posting on the forums when I'm depressed.

[Jess]

Uhh... 80 years isn't in the next second...

It's a long time to accomplish things and experience things...

[Vertzer]

It's a long time to accomplish things and experience things...

Yes, but what is the point if you drop dead and rot in the ground?

[Guilmon X]

This dude is too cold to get a gf.