How to get girlfriend?

[Vertzer]

I love how all you boys have you're own impressions on girls.

The stuff you come up with amazes me.

There is some truth in his fake girls theory, at least by what I experienced. Some girls simply don't care about your personality and it's all about you being strong and able to play sports. If you weren't able to do that they would have never even thought about talking to you.

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[Sirrus]

Asking people on an internet forum stuff about girls is like asking Greenpeace what color Hummer you should get.

[Vertzer]

You know we're not all complete social outcasts. Some of us had girlfriends and besides, you don't need to have had an actual girlfriend to be able to talk about this subject, some of this stuff just comes from past experiences.

[DrMobius]

Asking people on an internet forum stuff about girls is like asking Greenpeace what color Hummer you should get.

Well actually, in some cases, it could be better than asking people you know.  I  don't trust many people that I know.  Which is why I usually come here for advice.  Odds are, one of the posts n a help topic will actually be worth something.

[Bisjac]

What you need to do. Is memorize all the funniest 80s pickup lines there are.

Then practice kissing...
With soap, you draw long girl hair on yourself in the mirrow, then start making out...while sending off those pickup lines every so often.

Make sure you shave first. It would be kinda gay to be kissing a guy like that. Ruin the mood

[Packer]

What you need to do. Is memorize all the funniest 80s pickup lines there are.

Then practice kissing...
With soap, you draw long girl hair on yourself in the mirrow, then start making out...while sending off those pickup lines every so often.

Make sure you shave first. It would be kinda gay to be kissing a guy like that. Ruin the mood

I rofl'd.

[Otis Da HousKat]

It's not really bad, it's just that sometimes I feel isolated, which overall depresses me even further.
Hell come to think of it I've always been "isolated" Only people I talk to are ones that talk to me pretty much. I never start a conversation part because I don't like almost anyone I meet and part because I find myself boring, wouldn't have anything to talk about.
As for girls, I've had oh so many chances, most of them failed due to idiot friends or my lack of care on the subject. I was also quite self conscious three years ago. That's gone now, but at the state I'm in, physically and mentally, I don't see myself going and finding a girlfriend anytime soon.

/wrists

In 4 years or so I see myself in my own apartment, working in an average, leaning towards the higher paying jobs, all alone.

Some life I'll have.
In-fact, even if I wasn't all alone, why bother? In 80 years I'll be dead, might as well jump out this window to my right.

I should really stop posting on the forums when I'm depressed.

Same here. :(

A little less suicidal though.

[Hiiro3293]

someone be serious this would be a good topic for the smart people if ... WAIT THERES NERD ON THIS FORUM RUNN NOT-NERD FOR YOUR LIFE!!! me running

[Rughugger]

Simple. If she ever asks you if she's cute/pretty/hot simply say "You're about as easy on the eyes as staring directly in the non day sun." Smile and if she feels insulted tell her it's a boyfriend's job to make her feel pretty, and that you'd love to apply. Can't guarantee good results, but it does work sometimes.

[Lugia]

You Don't Realize Who You Are Talking Too!

Never Ask A Forum That Question!

[Creola]

1. ask her out
2. eat caeks
3. ???
4. no profitz  :O

Toaster+bathtub+person+watarz= :D

[blaman]

Normally all I have to do is make some small talk, ask her out if I think she's interested, have a good time - and who knows from there.
This generally works for me because i'm a fairly approachable person, and I seem to always know what to say (In most cases, but substitution and topic changes are sometimes nesassary)

[wiiman]

Guys talking about it online wont get you a girl freind so ye.Ask her out.

[Feep]

Poor me, i was on a cruise for a week and i asked out like seven girls. Im bak naow, anyone miss me? AND I wasn't flirting.

[Ronin]

Pretty sure nobody on a cruise really wants to date, unless you are an adult.