Osht! Caught in the act.

[Sgt. Pepper]

Well, the topic kinda came up in the "procrastination2" thread, and I thought the stories were pretty funny. This is just kind of an expansion to that.

Have you ever been caught masturbating? What happened? Have you ever caught someone else masturbating? Again, go into detail.

I'll start off. Only once for me, about a year ago. Was fapping in my room and my dad thought I wasn't home, so he opened up my door to toss in some of my clothes that had just been cleaned. There was this awkward half second or so where we just kinda stared, and he goes "Sorry. I'll knock next time" and shuts the door. Then I hear him laughing his ass off in the hallway outside my room.

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[Lua]

My girlfriend caught me masterbating once , pretty awkward ..

[Jannet]

My girlfriend caught masterbating once , pretty awkward ..

I can hardly doubt that

[Reformist]

I'm a ninja, my mom walked in once while I was "relaxing"
and she was coming to say goodnight, she opened the door, I
had about a one second window, so I pulled my pants up and
jumped on my bed, and I even had time to say good night back. :)

[Lua]

I can hardly doubt that

hardly doubt what?

[Ghoul]

ONLY do it in the shower. Or when no one's home.

Know everyone's schedule; when they'll be back, when they're leaving, if they're gone or not, ect.

Also, locks on bedroom doors have a purpose. ;)

[Dr. Toast]

Also, locks on bedroom doors have a purpose. ;)

Then what do you say when they try to open the door?

[Ghoul]

Then what do you say when they try to open the door?

Plan that too. "One second" or "I'm busy, come back in a minute" might work. They might get suspicious, though.

Whatever your preference is, I guess.

[Ethan]

ONLY do it in the shower.

[Bio Spark]

My girlfriend caught me masterbating once , pretty awkward ..

That's good?

[Lua]

That's good?

I'm sorry to say but no. If your not even close to being in a loveual relationship with somebody , catching them masterbating is really awkward according to her .

[Reformist]

ONLY do it in the shower.
Also, locks on bedroom doors have a purpose. ;)

1. Yes, no mess :D
2. Lock on door doesn't work :(

[Only1rebel]

Ha, never been caught. Except acctually I was in the shower and my brother was trying to play a prank on me and he shoved the curtains aside, and bam he ran out the door haha.

[Mr.Patrick]

haha, Never been caught. wait, I've been caught once by my brother, but nothing happened.

[Doorman]

I have never been caught in the act, but I have been caught after ward because I maturbate before i go to bed and I fall asleep afterward. MY granny desided to pop in and check on me while I was home alone, but it is our secret, she didn't tell my mom that I slept naked...