Post jokes you know.

[Jaymz]

'Waiter, whats this fly dping in my soup?'

'Backstroke, I believe.'

I lol'd

[Ad Bot]

[Plasmus]

A guy walks into a bar,ouch.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

I lol`d
Icy gamma Once said
Raping
Old
Beerbellied
Laidies
On
Xylophones

[infomaniac]

CAN A CHICKAN JUMP HIGHER THEN A BUILDING OF COUZE A BUILDING CANT JUMP OLOLOLOLOL OGM

[tapemaster21]

a cucumber, a pickle and a snake are having a conversation. the cucumber says "man, my life is bad. people cut me into thin slices and put me into salads." the pickle says " you think thats bad? people dip me in vinigar and spices for 3 months then put me in hamburgers!" and finally, the snake says "you guys got it easy. people put a tight rubber suit around me, put me in a dark room and shake me up until i vomit and pass out!"

I lol'd

[cybertron]

I has real life humor:


[Host]:Now nothing can ruin this day!
[Noob] Connected
[Noob]: NOOOOBBBB POOOWWWAAAHH
[Host]:Wait... This is single player HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET IN?
[Noob]: NOOB POWAHS!!!
[Host]:Hmmmm
[Host]: Arise my greatest blockhead!
[Host]: Failbin man!
[Failbin man]: I am liek flattered you remembered my name.
[Failbin man]: What do you want me to do now?
[Host]: Kill the guy who peed in his pants
[Failbin man]: Ya Ya Ya..
[Failbin man]: FAILBIN PUNCH!!!
[Noob] was sent to Failbin
.....
Later in Failbin
[Badspot]:Hmmmm.. What is this FBPunched.bls?
< Clikz >
[Noob]: YESH I IS FRE
[Badspot]: Oh you?... Uh-oh

[To be continued]

[Zenthos]

Lolwut?

[Invalid]

A guy is mowing his lawn one day, when he sees his blonde neighbor come out of her house, open her mailbox, slam it shut, and walk back in. The man was a bit confused by this, but continued to mow his lawn. The blonde came out again and did the same thing; Opened the mailbox, slammed it shut, and stomped back inside.

Once again, the blonde comes out and checks her mailbox and slams it shut. The man asks, "I'm sorry ma'm, is there a problem?" The blonde answers, "Yes, my computer keeps saying "You have mail!"

LOLRUS? AMIRITE? 

[Jannet]

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.

Wrong, just wrong

[Invalid]

I hate Jew jokes, my friend Noah was a Jew. Anyone who insults Jews is....a  ! Haha, I'm so good at insults.

[Poopiemonster]

A fisherman is fishing, when he is sick.
Another fisherman comes and says "have you caught anything?"
The other fisherman says "just a cold."

[Only1rebel]

What is green and red and crawls through the grass?

A wounded Pickle.

Obama Joke:

I heard there removing the rose garden at the white house with a watermelon patch.

[Doorman]

I'm for Obama, but I still thought this was funny:

In heaven everyone gets a clock, and everytime you lie that clock ticks. Saint Terisa's clock never ticked for she never lied and Saint Paul's clock only clicked twice, for he lied only twice. Then Obama said, "Well, where is my clock?" Then someone said, "God is using it for his fan."

I know its bad, but I still laughed.

[Rubrick]

lol there was a bush version of those jokes

[Poopiemonster]

Why is 10 afraid of 7? because 789.
Get it? 7 eight (ate) nine?

[Domidore]

Why is 10 afraid of 7? because 789.
Get it? 7 eight (ate) nine?

What if 7 is allergic to 10? HMMMM?!