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Lolfail. He was trying to fish in a skating rink. D: Heard it...
A blonde walks into an electronics store, and asks an employee if she could buy this plasma T.V. The employee replies "I am sorry, but we don't serve blondes here." Disgusted, she leaves the store.
A week later, she changed her hair color to black and goes back. She asks if she may buy the T.V. again and this time she is also told "I am sorry, we do not serve blondes here." Furious, she left the store a second time.
The week after that, she changes her hair color to red, gets a new car and buys all new clothes. She goes in the store and asks if she can buy the T.V. Again, she is told "I am sorry, we do not serve blondes here." Absolutely livid, she asks "I changed everything about me! My hair color, my clothes, my car, how did you know I'm blonde!?" And the employee calmly responds, "Well mam. That's not a plasma screen T.V. It's a microwave.
WEEEEEE Long jokes. .-.
