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A man is getting ready to go ice fishing. (For those of you who don't know what that is, fishing in a hole in a frozen-over lake) He sets up his gear, and he's about to make a hole when a voice calls out to him "you won't find any fish down there!". The man pauses, shrugs, and moves down 10 meters.

The man sets up his gear again, and the voice repeats "you won't find any fish there, either!". Again, the fisherman shrugs and moves down the ice. He hears the voice again, and calls back: "who do you think you are? God?"

In reply: "No, the rink manager!"


yeah i heard this at a redneck anniversary so you guys might not find it funny


No, I mean rink, as in skating rink

You mean ring*?

Lolfail. He was trying to fish in a skating rink. D: Heard it...

A blonde walks into an electronics store, and asks an employee if she could buy this plasma T.V. The employee replies "I am sorry, but we don't serve blondes here." Disgusted, she leaves the store.

A week later, she changed her hair color to black and goes back. She asks if she may buy the T.V. again and this time she is also told "I am sorry, we do not serve blondes here." Furious, she left the store a second time.

The week after that, she changes her hair color to red, gets a new car and buys all new clothes. She goes in the store and asks if she can buy the T.V. Again, she is told "I am sorry, we do not serve blondes here." Absolutely livid, she asks "I changed everything about me! My hair color, my clothes, my car, how did you know I'm blonde!?" And the employee calmly responds, "Well mam. That's not a plasma screen T.V. It's a microwave.


WEEEEEE Long jokes. .-.

No, I mean rink, as in skating rink

Oh, I always though it was skating rings, but obviously I was wrong...

'Waiter, whats this fly dping in my soup?'

'Backstroke, I believe.'

[host]: everyone, when the next person enters don't say a thing
[noob] connected
[noob]: HI!!!!!1
[noob]: hello?
[noob]: hhhhhheeeeeeelllllllooooooo??????
[noob]: i just did f2 theres like 50 people here
[noob] spawned
[noob]: ...
[noob]: where the hell is everyone?
[noob]: hello?
[noob]: can i have super admin?
[noob]: GIVE ME SUPA!
[host]: you want soup?
[noob]: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH I NEW PEOPLE WEREEEE HERE!1
[noob]: HA! lol
[noob]: stop ignoring me!!!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[host] kicked [noob]
[noob] has left the game
[host]: whos the noob now!
[noob] connected
[noob]: can i have supa now
[host]: DAMNIT!



this really happened
« Last Edit: November 12, 2008, 02:00:45 AM by Nightmare-Duckie »

Here's a horrible one,


What happens when your dishwasher stops working?

You beat her.


Here's a horrible one,


What happens when your dishwasher stops working?

You beat her.

Hahaha, that made me laugh.

A guy walks into a bar,ouch.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

[host]: everyone, when the next person enters don't say a thing
[noob] connected
[noob]: HI!!!!!1
[noob]: hello?
[noob]: hhhhhheeeeeeelllllllooooooo??????
[noob]: i just did f2 theres like 50 people here
[noob] spawned
[noob]: ...
[noob]: where the hell is everyone?
[noob]: hello?
[noob]: can i have super admin?
[noob]: GIVE ME SUPA!
[host]: you want soup?
[noob]: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH I NEW PEOPLE WEREEEE HERE!1
[noob]: HA! lol
[noob]: stop ignoring me!!!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[noob]: noobs!
[host] kicked [noob]
[noob] has left the game
[host]: whos the noob now!
[noob] connected
[noob]: can i have supa now
[host]: DAMNIT!



this really happened
[host] has permanently banned [noob] for "."

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.

Having too much phone love may give you Hearing AIDS.

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.
Was lolz but it was bad.