Yesterday, I found out Troy "T-Bag" Dixon was killed. I was so sad and depressed. Only one thing could have made it worse. Guess what? It happened.
I am an official Jewson of national socialistparent(s). My mom sent my wishlist to relatives for Christmas (Orange Box+L4D). She'll let me get the Orange Box for the T-M rating, but because loving L4D is rated M, I can't loving get it.
Before this, she saw a Left 4 Dead commercial with "RATED M FOR MATURE" right in front of her face and didn't do stuff about it.
If someone needed one more party member to get rid of a bot and I wasn't randomly there and you lost on expert, blame my mother.