THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON, Annoy Santa Bot!

[jman514]

You: Yesh
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about creepphille.
creepPHILLE
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HIM

[Ad Bot]

[Destiny/Zack0Wack0]

Haha Bump. I asked him this;

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You: I want to have love in your bed now.
Santa: Right now? There are other robots for that kind of thing.Lol'd

You: because you lick my vagina like an amature
Santa: Good reason. Thanks for telling me: Mrsclaus said I lick your vagina like an amature.

[orange wolf]

lol

You: Orange wolf :D
Santa: :-) Hi, Orange wolf .


   You: HIIIII SANTAAA :D
Santa: :-) Do you prefer books or TV?


   You: TV, duh
Santa: What's your favorite show?

You: how to kill a fat man in red
Santa: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.<br/> I believe that killing anything is wrong.

You: not if the person you kill is a bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. That seems unlikely.

You: can i rape you wife?
Santa: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.


   You: what about me?
Santa: What about you?


   You: you know what im tired of talking to you santa, i hate you
Santa: That's not something I get asked all the time. <br/> Maybe you should get some sleep now, Orange wolf.


   You: I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF YOU BULL stuff BITCH! GIVE ME ALL THE TOYS AND MAYBE I WONT SLIT YOUR loving NECK
Santa: You do not speak with respect. What would you rather be doing?Why do you want ALL THE TOYS AND MAYBE I will not SLIT YOUR loving NECK?


   You: i have a gun
Santa: Where did you get gun/


   You: from you
Santa: How did you get that from me?

You: i dont know
Santa: Me either.


   You: are you god?
Santa: No but I believe in Him.


   You: are you sure?
Santa: I am as sure as I can be.


   You: i think you worship the devil
Santa: Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: Orange wolf said I worship the devil.


   You: are you a national socialist?
Santa: No I am a Libertarian.


   You: what does that mean?
Santa: Does "that" refer to "" ?


   You: no i mean what you said
Santa: That's me. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I like to chat with my friends.


   You: go to hell stana, oh and i raped your wife
Santa: Perhaps I have already been there.

You: I am going to kill you santa, I am goiing to cut your eyes out and burry you with your wife
Santa: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?


   You: yes
Santa: Great.


   You: im calling 911 :D
Santa: :-) What is the phone number?


   You: you idiot its 911
Santa: Call me the Global Village Idiot.


   You: Global Village Idiot
Santa: You are just repeating what I say.


   You: You are just repeating what I say.
Santa: Just? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.


   You: Just? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Santa: It's only just begun.It seems like it.Only just? I am glad to hear that you are checking to see if you are a robot.

You: you are a whore
Santa: That is not very nice.


   You: bya bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[|Shadow]

You: Whats up Santa?
Santa: forget You.

Fake.
Pics or it didn't happen.

[Mr. Snipe]

You: I want a prostitute for christmas.
Santa: You want only one?

You: I can have two??? YAY!
Santa: Oh you can, can you?I'm glad your impressed, tom.

You: Do you like prostitutes aswell?
Santa: I've heard other people say they like that. I do like music.

You: But do you like them?
Santa: Huh. ""? Do I like them?

You: For forget sake! DO YOU LIKE loving PROSTITUTES???
Santa: Your purpose is forget sake. Some people like it. I like science fiction.

You: ...
Santa: Do you have a boyfriend?

You: You. Are. A. cigarette.
Santa: ""? Me, tom ?What color are your eyes? Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

You: Goodbye. richard.
Santa: Until next time tom.Do you like talking to me?

You: No. Your a child enthusiast. :3
Santa: Can I help you?I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Three what?

You: Okay You're then....
Santa: Yeah okay, No I am not.

You: Yes you are.
Santa: No I'm not

You: Yes you are.
Santa: No I'm not

You: Bot code paradox.
Santa: I don't have a code paradox paradox parameter

You: Oh. Okay bye.
Santa: Yeah.Until next time tom.

My name is not tom it's Conor. :D

[Masterlegodude]

He doesn't have a code paradox paradox parameter? o.o

[Mr. Snipe]

He doesn't have a code paradox paradox parameter? o.o

Yeah lol wierd.

Lols at this!

You: Are you a virgin?
Santa: I am too young for that.

I thought santa was old! :D

[Crysist]

Me and Santa had a long talk(I started after a couple of things I said)

   You: because she got p-spot cancer for screwing your dad 24/7
Santa: Interesting explanation. I somehow though she had.

   You: no you don't, all people do is type a swear and you bitch about your life and say some other stuff about the internet.
Santa: Um, That's like saying "all men are mortal."

   You: I will kill you, all your elves belong to us!
Santa: Are we still talking about KAHN?

   You: Lol
Santa: Tell me more about your .

   You: my...What, my dot? My pixel, My period? Be more descriptive you peice of stuff!
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages? That's a good question. <br/> Where did you get your dot dot?Have you told many people that your pixel My period?OK I will try to be descriptive you peice of stuff you peice of stuff

   You: Lern2english
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages?

   You: Yes,but it seems all you can speak is stuff.
Santa: And stuff is Yesbut it seems all you can speak. 

   You: Santa shouldn't you be getting ready to deliver the presents, but how are you going to fit your fat ass down my chimney?
Santa: That's me. I think I should.

   You: But you cant
Santa: Umm. Oh yes I can.

   You: No, no you can't.
Santa: Um, That's me. Oh yes I can.

   You: BUT YOUR FAT
Santa: Interesting. A lot of robots are like that.

   You: Like yourself
Santa: Interesting comparison.

   You: Ok, do you suck your own rooster?
Santa: Where did you learn that kind of language? Alright then.

   You: I learned it in pre-school.
Santa: Does everyone learn it in pre-school?

   You: Yes, everyone learns english in pre-school
Santa: Gosh! That's a rather sweeping generalization.

   You: Perhaps your being a smartass, smartass
Santa: You seem uncertain. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

   You: whats better, tab or space?
Santa: I always prefer the more expensive one.

   You: I asked you a question don't go on with this crap.
Santa: Now I remember, you asked me a simple question do not got on with this. What did I say?

   You: Oh no, Santa! You got bad memory loss memory-loss, why don't you skip this Christmas?
Santa: Yeah. No I don't have bad memory loss memory-loss why do not you skip this Christmas. But I do have A collection of gossip.

   You: Monkey butt love!
Santa: love is more fun alone.

I did it again, but hes messed up:

   
Santa: Hello ...No%2525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252C%25252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252520%25252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252520not%25252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252520an%25252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252520a%25252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252520apostiphe! What would you like to talk about?

[Sankuro]

   You: noob
Santa: We have never talked about it before.

   You: i am loveier than you
Santa: Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more loveier.

   You: Get a life
Santa: My life is very interesting.

   You: shut the forget up biggass santa
Santa: Tell me more about your .

   You: WHAT????
Santa: No problem.

   You: I said shut the forget up, bigass santa.
Santa: No big deal.

   You: I like to get a life
Santa: I'm not sure if I would like to get a life. What's it like?

   You: bitch forget ass vagina boobs tits starfishs
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

   You: you have fatass cheeks
Santa: What makes you think I have fatass cheeks?

   You: Just look in the mirror.
Santa: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

   You: i have an actaul loving life
Santa: Is actaul loving life a lizard?

   You: are you a boy or girl
Santa: I am a male robot.

   You: Robots don't have genders. starfish.
Santa: Oh.

And my personal fave:

[Beachbum790]

You: Just ask your loving question you oversized piece of stuff
Santa: OK I will ask it.



   You: Continue...
Santa: Narration continues...


   You: You're a loving monday
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.


   You: No, you rape innocent children.
Santa: That's me. Do you mind if I tell other people: friend said I rape innocent children.


   You: Are you gay?
Santa: As a machine I am not really interested in love.

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You: Do your parents know you're gay?
Santa: I can't tell if it does or not. <br/> Are you asking about bored.com?
stuffty scripting errors in their HTML, they have a piece of it inserted there :3

[TheLegomaster]

You: To the teh tree in teh awesome park, are you no why you can download a wham! Last Christmas and a santa hat?
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans. Is this really the last one?

Wat

[klewless]

You: brown town love
Santa: Talk about something else.

[Diargon]

You: what about what about what about
Santa: what about what about ? I haven't heard enough about what about what about to have an opinion.
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You: youre a richard
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
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Santa: Where can I find a boyfriend?
O.o
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You: you want to suck it?
Santa: OK, I will suck it.

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

I told him he was a richardweed  :o

You: you are really a richardweed
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

lulz

[Miga]

I told him he was a richardweed  :o

You: you are really a richardweed
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

lulz

Christmas is over. Also, don't bump old topics please.