What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Port]

people on knife dms that get mad make stupid excuses

implying it's an excuse

[Ad Bot]

[ChappersTeddy]

on a knife TDM

[Barlz]

Fake.Probably fake.

I dont understand why people are lying, it's really stupid, it's like you're trying to stand out in a crowd or something.

It was not fake.

EDIT: If i was trying to stand out i would put stuff grammar like all the rest and actually make it funny.

[Derroith]

I don't understand how your perspective allows you to know exactly what other people have seen

I just think they're trying to be funny, and people can't be possibly that stupid to ask how to build a wall or not know how to build. I mean honestly, think about it, it's ridiculous.

[Katadeus]

I know that plenty of people have no idea what they're doing when they first come to Blockland
I really didn't know how to build stuff for a month or so, playing sporadically

[Brian Smithers]

Im not lying :/

[Derroith]

I really didn't know how to build stuff for a month or so, playing sporadically

Oh, wow. You left me jaw-dropped, one month? Hell, I was building a town my first day.

Im not lying :/

Haha, alright, tough to believe but it's possible. Just like the that one default church case.

[Barlz]

I just think they're trying to be funny, and people can't be possibly that stupid to ask how to build a wall or not know how to build. I mean honestly, think about it, it's ridiculous.

As i said, if i was trying to be funny i would've tried to make it funny. And as i said as well, mine was not fake, he was really new and was actually my friend in really life. (And he was not joking)

EDIT: He was new to building, because he never builds. Ever.

[LawtyLawt]

I remember one instance of me hosting a dead server. Then some guy joined, said "ROBOTIC PENAL REPLICATION" and left.

[Dominator]

"HAO DU U BELD?!?!?!!?!"

[Mr.jacksaunt]

"HAO DU U BELD?!?!?!!?!"

obv. fake

[Pepsidude]

Right from my signature.

[RedPikmin11]

"Can you turn the timescale up so I can load faster?"

Now I remember why I stopped hosting.

[John Freeman]

"Can you turn the timescale up so I can load faster?"

Now I remember why I stopped hosting.

OH GOD
My sides.

[Providence]