What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Katadeus]

Oh, wow. You left me jaw-dropped, one month? Hell, I was building a town my first day.

Yeah, Blockland was my first multiplayer computer game, and still, I hadn't played many computer games before that.

[Ad Bot]

[Supreme Guy]

someone once threatened to post my friend's IP on 4chan so people would hack it because he banned him for being a richardhead

he kept going on about "that's how the world works, kid" and all sorts of nonsense. nothing ever happened to my friend's computer and we laughed heartily at his monstrous ego.

[Dr.shoe...]

Pictures or it didn't happen

>:c

[Pixel]

"Lub's straight"

[steve5451]

A long time ago some guy came to my server and started spamming 1x1 red blocks
I gave him a warning and deleted his bricks. He then proceeded to explain to me how his father was in the army and he could call an airstrike on me.
Needless to say, I was terrified.

[Feep]

"its not spam its on a baseplate"

you have no idea how many times i have heard this lol

[Pepsidude]

More stuff.

[ChappersTeddy]

I saved the pictures just incase.

We were filming the Toy Adventures and we didn't want him to be on.

[bejacks]

"Can I have admin?
i  would have to agree.

[YourBuddyBill]

Hooo boy I have some doozies.

Lemme get my chatlogs.


Lessee...

"I dont use the quit boutton,Oh,wai-" followed by a prompt disconnect (probably being a wiseguy)
"Inrasfsa Janfasfa?!?! Inaferaga fainfaer aopfnr!????? Ninsafawa Nialfmafa.......oanwa.....onf aqwdma?!" -(FWN)_Zoey Flynn
"
[11:22:05][King of the Bill]: What exactly is the point of this server?
[11:22:10][AdinX]: we sit here
[11:22:15][AdinX]: and do nothing
[11:22:15][AdinX]: forever
[11:22:16][AdinX]: until Nibbles shows up
"
"mariio dont de admin me im his friend" -009
"YOU WANT US TO BAN YOU FOR CALLING US tROOL OR WE CAN tELL YOU TO GO NAKED" -009

And then this conversation:

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[16:29:32][King of the Bill]: You pile of spam.
[16:29:48][MY LITTLE PWN YOUR ASS!]: IM ADMIN YA KNOW!
[16:29:54][King of the Bill]: You are not.
[16:30:12][MY LITTLE PWN YOUR ASS!]: yes i am,now stop argeuing with me or BAN YOU!
[16:30:16][King of the Bill]: f2 shows me the player list. You're not an admin. If you were it would say so there.
[16:30:40][King of the Bill]: I think I'll screenshot your idiocy and send it over to the Drama forum.
[16:31:19][all american rejects]: yeah i banned youer mom last night
[16:32:12][King of the Bill]: SPAAAAAM
[16:32:13][King of the Bill]: Spam.
[16:32:16][King of the Bill]: This is spam.
[16:32:19][King of the Bill]: Spam this is.
[16:32:27][all american rejects]: what is
[16:32:27][King of the Bill]: I do not like your 1x1 spam.
[16:32:38][King of the Bill]: I do not like you, Spam-I-Am.
[16:32:43][all american rejects]: lol
[16:33:26][all american rejects]: oooh hes spaming
[16:33:39][King of the Bill]: Spam this is.
[16:33:43][King of the Bill]: Very spam.
[16:34:02][MY LITTLE PWN YOUR ASS!]: ill be back brothers
[16:34:07][all american rejects]: im not black
[16:34:10][King of the Bill]: Enough screenshots have now been taken to incriminate you.
[16:34:17][all american rejects]: lol
[16:34:35][King of the Bill]: I take like five screenshots every time I find a spammer. And they generally wind up permabanned.
[16:34:42][MY LITTLE PWN YOUR ASS!]: you+drama fourms=SOULD HAPPEN
[16:34:55][King of the Bill]: Nobody ever notices me.
[16:34:58][all american rejects]: Yay you annoyed him to death!
[16:35:16][King of the Bill]: And I can use drama to keep him out of other servers.
[16:35:19][johnturner123]: by
[16:35:25][King of the Bill]: And I screenshotted his BLID so he can't hide from it.
[16:37:34][King of the Bill]: Gravity cat has been alerted by PM on the forums that there was a spammer here.
[16:38:44][King of the Bill]: Where's killer of the west?
[16:38:45][killer of the north]: IMA MY LITTLE PWN YOUR ASS
[16:38:51][King of the Bill]: Yeah.
[16:39:12][King of the Bill]: Dude, we have your BLID screenshotted. No amount of name changing will let you hide from your eventual fate.
[16:39:16][King of the Bill]: Fail.
[16:39:22][all american rejects]: wht did he do
[16:39:39][King of the Bill]: He spammed and when I told him to quit spamming, he said he was admin and would ban me if I didn't shut up.
[16:39:52][King of the Bill]: F2 shows player list, and shows an A for admin. He had no A.
[16:40:13][King of the Bill]: Therefore, Gravity Cat will permaban him for spamming and claiming to be admin.
[16:40:22][all american rejects]: yes
[16:42:54][all american rejects]: hi
[16:42:57][Gravity Cat]: hi
[16:43:00][King of the Bill]: He left the game, but I mentioned his ID.
[16:43:01][Gravity Cat]: bye
[16:43:05][King of the Bill]: Heh.
[16:43:16][King of the Bill]: I guess a permaban was not in order as he had already left.
[16:43:30][King of the Bill]: Eh, I'll just drama him.
[16:43:34][all american rejects]: hehehe
[16:43:53][King of the Bill]: I bashed my head on the wall too hard.
[16:43:56][King of the Bill]: The pain.
Note that "My little PWN YOUR ASS" was not admin at all and threatening to ban me. His BLID is 34285

Also: "No freekilling king of bill" -Vampire Man Soldier (who since changed his name to Creeper Man Soldier, note that he said this to me in a TDM.)



EDIT: I also once joined a server, pointed out the typo in the title, and left.

[Nachtara]

EDIT: I also once joined a server, pointed out the typo in the title, and left.

My favorite past-time.

[YourBuddyBill]

My favorite past-time.

Every time I see a love RP server, I join it, use a chatbind to say "GTFO PERVS!" (intentionally as ridiculous as possible) and then disconnect.

It's fun :D

[Teneksi]

[Bosie1997]

oh wow lol

[duckman1229]

Dark Species.