What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[L]

Someone banned me from an island building server because he didn't know what a cinder cone was, and the reason for banning me was "F u dooshbag"

Really now, he couldn't even spell his own insult.

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

7 worst words in the English language, from Reagan.
"I'm here to help from the government"

Now, more recently.
"I'm Sarah Palin, give me the launchcode"

[Duckmeister]

7 worst words in the English language, from Reagan.
"I'm here to help from the government"

lolz reagan lieks teh wurst prez eva ya noz libbies rulz ya lulz

Even more recently,

"Spread the wealth, it's good for everybody"

[Joker Card]

Hotrod connected

Hotrod: What you did to my friend wasn't nice

Special Forces: He's a noob. his build sucks and so does he (his ID was like 12650 or something)

Hotrod: so, you still shouldn't have banned him

Special Forces: his build was spam!

Hotrod: un-ban him

Special Forces: why don't you, just press alt+f4

Hotrod: ok, i'll show you to mess with my friends

Hotrod has left the game

[Chaos2454]

"Can I be your friend?"
"Can I be admin?" (It wasn't even my server!)
"What's spamming?"
"OMG! How did you jet?"

........and the list goes on........

[ageeh]

Hotrod connected

Hotrod: What you did to my friend wasn't nice

Special Forces: He's a noob. his build sucks and so does he (his ID was like 12650 or something)

Hotrod: so, you still shouldn't have banned him

Special Forces: his build was spam!

Hotrod: un-ban him

Special Forces: why don't you, just press alt+f4

Hotrod: ok, i'll show you to mess with my friends

Hotrod has left the game

OWN3D!!! :D

[Joker Card]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person



this is what i found when i looked for chuck norris on google

[Duckmeister]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person



this is what i found when i looked for chuck norris on google

Funny, but a lie.  My google page immediately brings up about 9,820,000 results for Chuck Norris.

[jmr]

Me: I need a wrench

###Hole: SPAWN ONE JMRNEWB!

>.>

[Healbadbad]

Funny, but a lie.  My google page immediately brings up about 9,820,000 results for Chuck Norris.

did you click im feeling lucky? no.

[Duckmeister]

did you click im feeling lucky? no.

Yes.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Nothing like what you said.

[iBlock]

I heard someone say: "I hate Badspot, everything he makes goes to the fail bin"

[Kevdude]

I heard someone say: "I hate Badspot, everything he makes goes to the fail bin"

Hmmm......

[RMS Gigantic]

Someone today was on this guy's dedicated server. It was me, the newly joined guy, and some afk dude (no one was admin).

Some lines may be a bit off, but this was just about it:

Him: who's here?

Me: me

Him: anyone else?

Me: press F2 to see who's on

Me: and press Alt and F4 for the admin password

Him has left the game.

[Thief]

Whoops. My bad.