What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Katamari007]

"Are you a stuff bag?"

Never heard that one before 

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[Meekl]

This happened on my friend's server when V11 came out, and it's more of a funny conversation. I can't remember it completely but it went like this.

Guy connected

Guy: ( . Y . )

Xia: Lol wtf?

host: WTF

host permenantly banned guy, reason: loving pervert!

host: lol he's IRCing me now.

Xia: Tell us the conversation lol.

host: okay. guy:"why did you ban me!!?!?"

host: Me: "Being annoying."

host: Guy: "UNBAN! D:"

host: me: "no."

host: guy: "why? :c"

host: me: "because."

host: guy: "UNBAN!!!!!"

Xia: lol. Tell him you're telling us what he is saying.

host: okay

host: me: "you realise im telling the whole server this conversation?"

host: guy: "really?"

host: me: "yes"

host: guy: "HAI PEOPLE!!!11!"

i was there lul :D

[Deep2]

Heh this just happened today.

Some Idiot:^jointeam red

Deep2: You should stop playing so much city rpg, it's messing with your head.

Some Idiot:O YeAH? WELL THEN SUCK A COKC!

*Some Idiot has left the game

Rofl.

[betababy]

TouchDownTurnAround : whats id?

[I Seth I]

"I'm lovey, god laid me."

[Chriz]

"Great Goobers!"

[Teneksi]

I was hosting in the background...

Noob connected.
Noob: hi
*Several minutes pass*
Noob: am i alone
CONSOLE: Yep, sorry.
Noob: wher is xC
CONSOLE: I am
Noob: is he afk
...
Noob: who is the host
CONSOLE: I AM.
Noob: o
Noob: wat about xC
CONSOLE: I'm xC! I'm using the console..
Noob: where are you
CONSOLE: I'm not IN the server.
Noob: oh
...
Noob: are you xC typing through consol?E
CONSOLE: Yes.. that's what I've been trying to tell you.
Noob: oh
Noob: where is consle
CONSOLE: I'm not in the server..
Noob: then how are u talking
CONSOLE: THROUGH THE CONSOLE
Noob: o
Noob: why arnt u in the server
CONSOLE: I'm busy
Noob: oh im sorry
Noob: ill leave you alon
Noob has left the game.

[M4-16]

here's what I can remmber...

"noob!"
"m4-16, the handicap from the fourms"
"n00b"
"these avatars suck, make better ones" - spammed about 3 times saying this.
"i eat my own poop!" - his name, not attractive.

Well my friends, theres about 30 more, but these are all i can remmber, and about 15 of them are "noob"

                      ~ m4-16

[Dusty12]

"Hao do I spame wen I r bulding on a bacplate?"
Apparently, there's some handicapped thing going around making people think it's not spam (1x1s, 1x1x5's, etc) when it's on a baseplate.

[Hazmat]

i forget the name of this guy

person joins server im on
person: how long load
me: no one can tell you how long the load is dumbass
person:why not?
me: because it depends on how many add ons you have
person: not many so how long load
me: it also depends on your internet connection
person: how long load
me: DUMBASS I TOLD YOU NO ONE CAN TELL YOU!

this happened twice

[Masterlegodude]

i forget the name of this guy

person joins server im on
person: how long load
me: no one can tell you how long the load is dumbass
person:why not?
me: because it depends on how many add ons you have
person: not many so how long load
me: it also depends on your internet connection
person: how long load
me: DUMBASS I TOLD YOU NO ONE CAN TELL YOU!

this happened twice

You were being quite mean to him, he only wanted to know how long the loading process would take, also, the loading process takes long depending on YOUR add-ons, not theirs, cause you seem to have confused him ._.

[HellsHero]

-snip-

I say that the load's days long when they ask that, they usually leave immediately.

[Big Woop]

I would have to say "everyone here is a noob"

[prnceoprsia]

Once someone joined my server. (I dont remeber who) I said hi to him, and he never responded, About ten minutes went by and all he did was jet around the server. At this point I looked and saw that he was fairly new to the game with an ID in the 15k's. I had an idea.
Me: Press "t" to talk.
Him: OH THANK GAWD!!!!!!
I felt like Jesus giving speech to the mute

[Tremrist]

"Can i be your son?"
Huh, and i someone said this today on my server
"Are you the creator"
Me: "Of what?"
Guy: "Of this server"
Me: " Get out "