What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[300spartan]

"myrdoor's ULTIMATE FREEBUILD!!! HUZZAH!!!"

-Obvious, myrdoor's FB.  I just saw this right now.

[Ad Bot]

[Lugnut]

Superman45 is banned form my server because he claims to be 13, but has the mentality of someone much younger.

lesse...
i can be adbmin?
misspell purpose.

[funinabox]

"cna i lod a awsum houz we cna fin tiz roun den pay een it ad then pay more plzplz"

~Megaguy213's L4B The Parish server, by Neon. Probobly a cigarette that wanted admin too go nuts.

[Dapizzanator]

"Hao2talk"
     ~Blockhead17143

[300spartan]

lol

[block sided]

The worst thing ive heard on blockland?:"Make me""Owned""U stuiped cause u caint spells wright".

[Bob777]

Me: <built a big monument in a forest>
Admin: Woah! Are you kool kids klub?
Me: No.
Admin: You HAVE TO BE!
Me: Well, I'm not. <builds flag on statue>
Admin: WOAH! Is that kool kids klub flag?
Me: No...
Admin: Hold on let me put sign...
Me: You don't have to-
Admin: <puts kool kids klub's everywhere around forest>
Me: Would you stop that?
Admin: Noes cause yous kool kids klub!
Me: ... You know what? Forget about it you dumb fat alick! <deletes forest>
Admin: Oh noes!
Me: <leaves server>

[MrBob00]

This is the stupidest thing that happened to me:

I am in Super Puppy's server, I am Super Admin:

A guy joins the server and then starts building a spammy red build when he spawns.
I destroy the build and say that it is spammy. He then yells at me and says that it's not and he was building a minigame. I go on normally and he tells me to ban him forever:

Me: Why do you want me to ban you?
The Zombie Killer: Cuz I hate this server
Me: Why?
The Zombie Killer: Cuz of the no spam rule.
Me: So, let me get this straight
Me: You build a spammy build
Me: I destroy it
Me: You then yell at me for destroying it
Me: You also tell me to ban you because of the no spam rule
Me: Even though every server has that rule you loving handicap
Me: You also say you hate the server
Me: Even though you've never heard of it
Me: And you've never heard about it
Me: Or read about it.
*The Zombie Killer is typing for a while*
Me: k

MrBob00 permanently banned The Zombie Killer (ID: 9355) - "Epic Noob"

LOL!

[MrBob00]

Once someone joined my server. (I dont remeber who) I said hi to him, and he never responded, About ten minutes went by and all he did was jet around the server. At this point I looked and saw that he was fairly new to the game with an ID in the 15k's. I had an idea.
Me: Press "t" to talk.
Him: OH THANK GAWD!!!!!!
I felt like Jesus giving speech to the mute

YOU ARE JESUZ?!!! GIMME SOME OF YOUR JEZUS JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OffTopic: Sorry for double post. 

[Butler]

I was in a server, i forgot what one, and who he/she/it was.
It's also not exact... But close...

Him: How do you download add-ons?
Me: Click download and save to add-ons folder.
Him: I dont have addon folder
Me: Everybody has an add-on folder.
Him: Not me.
Me: Yes, yes you do.
Him: No i dont.
Me: EVERYONE GETS IT WHEN THEY DOWNLAOD THE GAME!!!
Him: Where can i see it?
Me: You mean where can you veiw it?
Him: Yea
Me: What OS do you have?
Him: what is OS?
Me: Operating System.
Him: Vista.
Me: Go to C:\Blockland
Him:<leaves server>

[Klayboxx]

I asked some bitch for some tacos and she brought me damn burritos. I unwrapped the damn burrito exposing the steaming hot beans and I threw it at her. I then yelled "I said tacos you incompetent hooker maiden!" And then she hung herself. Now I get no tacos. ;,(

Yes I do believe that was on Blockland.

[Hacumi]

a 6k ID (this was back when 6k was a high ID) said to me on Irk89'd Ultimate Challenge server...

"I'll ban u"
Me and my friend sere laughing like crazy.
Then he said, get this...
"I'll ban you from Blockland"

i remember that challenge, i played it, nobody takes the time to make a MAP that's a challenge, and oh yeah, i think i was talking to him that day, he does that like that....

[MrBob00]

There was another time when a guy came on a server and said that Mocheeze was dead. Apparently, Mocheeze is going to die in a hot-air balloon crash. 

[Volko]

"HEEHAAA MI PEN0R IZ SO BIG IT REECHES ALL THE WAY TO FLORDA!! STUPID ASSforgetAS!"

This happened when a guy by the name of Sonic[unknown numbers here] got angry in a CTF match.

[Lil Robot]

Me: Hai.
coolguy permanently banned LilRobot (ID: 1279) - "no"
Most ridiculous ban I've ever encountered.
It's what I imagined it to look like when I saw the screen come up saying I was banned for -1 minutes with reason "no"