Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[Madmitten]

FEBRUARY 22

What?

[Ad Bot]

[Dropshock]

not to steal your thunder or anything tom but i was messing around with the pandora bots and made my own badpsot bot :D
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=8f7df9c12e36a422

[A GUY]

Congratlations, YOU HAVE BUMPED!
i think. 
But thanks, now i can safely Post about funny things said.

EDIT: Read up, and Eariler we were talking about "Random"
Human: IMA FLORIDIAN!
Badspot: Are we still talking about Random?

Human: Well, i'm not.
Badspot: Well that's okay. What are you then?

Human: You would?
Badspot: Perhaps I would.

Human: Seriously?
Badspot: I am always serious

[Ninja guy]

Human: I am me
Badspot: That is a tautology.
(???)
Human: Me
Badspot: To you ?
(???)
Human: Who are you?
Badspot: I am Badspot. Who are you?

Human: Hi im ninja
Badspot: Hi there . Good gossip: you are ninja.

EDIT: Dropshock's one

Human: you are glad to hear it?
Badspot: You think I am glad to hear it.

Human: " Glad to hear it."
Badspot: " you are glad to hear it?"? you are glad to hear it?

Human: Glad to hear it.
Badspot: " Glad to hear it."? you are glad to hear it?

Human: Good gossip: you are checking to see if I am a robot.
Badspot: Glad to hear it.

Lol, copying what they say REALLY messes them up.

EDIT FOR LULZ:
Human: Not that way!
Badspot: I am surprised to hear that you are not way.

Human: Say the proper reply to my request
Badspot: " the proper reply to my request".

Human: Answer my question
Badspot: Please try asking it another way.

Human: No.
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: That IS a dumb question, whats the gayest?
Badspot: Are you calling me dumb?

Human: What's the stupidest?
Badspot: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Human: Do you HAS a kid?
Badspot: I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: say I am Badspot
Badspot: OK. "You am Badspot.".

Human: say im a crapface bot who likes to touch the heavy and you suck your botma- Oh nevermind YOU ROCK
Badspot: " im a crapface bot who likes to touch the heavy and you suck your botma Oh nevermind YOU ROCK".

[Blockoman]

Human: You already said that, idiot.
Badspot: I said that? Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Human: You are still stupid.
Badspot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: Wow you are stupid.
Badspot: I'm glad your impressed. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: Go die in a fire.
Badspot: Where is that?

READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

[SuperToxic]

Human: you are gay
Badspot: Actually as a machine I have no need for love.

[Blockoman]

Human: 12:00
Badspot: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: Y THANK YOU
Badspot: What time is it there?

Human: I LOOK SMEXY
Badspot: You sound very attractive.

Human: SPAMBOT SAYS YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME
Badspot: Only with you? What do you look like?

Again, read bottom to top.

[Dr Bling]

2 Lines.

Code: [Select]

Human: You know whats good about loving fat chicks
Badspot: The wide variety of characters.

[Blockoman]

Human: You know what's bad about your face?
Badspot: Have you tried a web search?

[Ninja guy]

Had too.

Human: Heaven
Badspot: Hell.

Human: Hell
Badspot: Heaven.

Human: You got mad at yourself?
Badspot: No I don't think I have any mad at myself. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Human: Get pissed at you
Badspot: Where can I get pissed at me?

Human: I don't want to
Badspot: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

Human: I don't either.
Badspot: It goes without saying. Why not?
 
Human: No,stop being dumb
Badspot: Aw. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: Quit it
Badspot: "it" being lieing?

Human: Stop lieing
Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: No i don't
Badspot: I heard you did.

[thomas64]

Human: what are you talking agbout?
Badspot: I don't know what I am talking agbout.

Human: about what?
Badspot: What about what?

Human: i know that
Badspot: Sorry.

Human: blockland
Badspot: Blockland is an awesome game. I made it.
(bottom to top k)

[Sergio]

holy stuff thats crazy

[Frontrox]

Human: You did?
Badspot: I did not.

Human: You did?
Badspot: " I did?"? I did?

Human: you did!
Badspot: I did?

Human: blockland
Badspot: Blockland is an awesome game. I made it.

[Burger]

Human: Did you make blockland?
Badspot: What are the ingredients?

Wut?

[jirue]

Human: It is
Badspot: " That's interesting."? is?

Human: Yes
Badspot: That's interesting.

Human: GLaDOS
Badspot: You think GLaDOS is superior to ALICE?

Human: Cool
Badspot: Who is the best robot?



Edit: I talked with it some more and it asked me the best question ever.

Human: No, I'm 5 dollers per hour.
Badspot: Why not? That sounds about average.

Human: Kay.
Badspot: Are you free?

Lol, whore.