lol, badspot(bot) cracked.
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Human: Hello, i am not gay like you. 
Badspot: Hello there. I am glad to hear that you are not gay like me. 
Human: okay, simpler terms. 
Badspot: Yeah okay, How do you usually introduce yourself? 
Human: no you didn't 
Badspot: Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms. 
Human: no i don't 
Badspot: I heard you did.