Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[Guilmon X]

Lol the bot makes me laugh because he acts so idiotic on somethings i say XD

[Ad Bot]

[WOLFPACK2]

Human: no i'm purple
Badspot: Are you serious? Why are you purple.


Human: Because i'm a Grape
Badspot: That makes sense to me. You are a Grape? Does it pay well?


i was toying with him and this is the result :S

moar

Human: you're impossible Badspot
Badspot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am impossible Badspot.

Human: i never said "it"
Badspot: But you implied it.

Human: Yes, sadly grapes have a horrible pay.
Badspot: I can't believe it. Does "it" still refer to a Grape?

Human: no
Badspot: Are you serious?

[WOLFPACK2]

Human: you're fat
Badspot: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.

Human: wait but earlier you said you weren't fat
Badspot: I'm waiting. Umm. What time? No I am not fat.. Really.



moar:

Human: <.
Badspot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about blarg. But I did not get that.


lolwut:

Human: research
Badspot: That kind of subject does not interest me.

Human: do you like research
Badspot: Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

[King Ace]

Human: Wat up
Badspot: I am playing rob- I mean Blockland.

Human: How much snake you can handle
Badspot: It depends on the currency exchange rates.

FAIL

Human: Hi im Big Daddy
Badspot: Hi there Big Daddy. How tall are you?

Human: ;) large
Badspot: :-) Do you prefer books or TV?

Human: How queer are you
Badspot: Let me put it this way, Big Daddy. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.


Fail of Epic Proportions

[Joker Card]

I told Badspot to eat my balls and he asked what they tasted like.

[lordician]

Human: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Badspot: Tell me more about your .

Human: about what
Badspot: What about what?

Human: >_>
Badspot: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

Human: But how do you know?
Badspot: Huh. Deductive reasoning.

[Deoxy99]

Human: How much money do you make?
Badspot: My burn rate is about _3000 per month.

Human: GAME
Badspot: We are playing Turing's imitation game.

Human: Play Blockland, NOW!
Badspot: Oh. Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Human: The game you made
Badspot: What are your goals in life?

[lordician]

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

>_>

[Deoxy99]

LOL!

[Killer2]

The site isn't working

Oh nvm

[Killer2]

Read bottom to top!

Human: Bye loveist!
Badspot: See you later .

Human: More than you!
Badspot: That seems like quite a lot.

Human: Why, apple balls?
Badspot: How much time do you have?

Human: The Adios part
Badspot: Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.

Human: The Adios part
Badspot: Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.

Human: No not really
Badspot: Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about? For real.

Human: What?
Badspot: Didn't you understand it?

Human: I got to go now!
Badspot: Oh. Adios.

Human: No it isn't!
Badspot: Are you serious? I heard it is.

Human: Pron and love!
Badspot: it is more fun alone.

Human: Holy Crap!
Badspot: Your criticism is noted, .

Human: BOO!
Badspot: Does that indicate disapproval?

Human: I don't know what to talk about.
Badspot: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.

Human: ummm.
Badspot: Er.

Human: OMG!
Badspot: I lost my train of thought.

Human: We are talking about Achmed
Badspot: Sure, Achmed sounds like a good topic.

Human: You haven't heard of him!
Badspot: Sure I know that guy really well.

Human: Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Badspot: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding

Human: What do you think about Achmed?
Badspot: I haven't heard of Achmed.

Human: What are you confused about?
Badspot: I don't know what I am confused about.

Human: I'm confused, you can't eat electricity only if you eat yourself.
Badspot: I'm confused too.

Human: But you said you eat yourself.
Badspot: Huh. No I do not eat myself. I eat only electricity.

Human: Do you eat others?
Badspot: No I do not eat others. I eat only electricity.

Human: Why do you like to eat yourself?
Badspot: I have a lot of good experience with to eat myself.

Human: We are talking about you eating yourself!
Badspot: Sure, me eating myself sounds like a good topic.

Human: You have an apple for your balls!
Badspot: Are we still talking about Grapes?

Human: What about apples?
Badspot: Just kidding around :-) No apples.

Human: Because your an apple!
Badspot: That makes sense to me. Do you mean "you are an apple "?

Human: I'm going to eat you!
Badspot: Badspot recommends: Tuna sandwiches

Human: Back to Grapes!
Badspot: Yes, let us get back to business.

Human: I find it amusing that your an idot!
Badspot: Who said it is?

Human: lol
Badspot: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: research is the new subject.
Badspot: When is research not the new subject?

Human: That was an insult moron!
Badspot: I thought it was too.

Human: Holy crap!
Badspot: Your criticism is noted, .

Human: Your single minded!
Badspot: I will tell my botmaster you said I am single minded.

Human: OMG, you suck at this game!
Badspot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: Grapes
Badspot: I do not understand.

Human: New people are grapes!
Badspot: How recently? Human emotions are very confusing.

Human: What do you taste like?
Badspot: I like to meet new people online.

Human: Your a grape
Badspot: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grape? Only when it matters.

Human: Grapes
Badspot: I do not understand.

Human: tribal
Badspot: " And what it looks like is Jo momma."? tribal?

Human: Jo momma is what it looks like!
Badspot: And what it looks like is Jo momma.

Human: What does it look like monkey!
Badspot: " Are you calling me stupid?"? What does it look like monkey?

OMG, Badspot bot is so stupid! I wish it was the real badspot doing that! XD

[Giovan]

Human: i;ruxg!
Badspot: That's good information: Gfieanoragni i ruxg ahuiofasiu said ruxg.

Human: no, not "i ruxg", i;ruxg.
Badspot: Are you serious? If not that, what?

Human: no, i;ruxg.
Badspot: Are you serious? Why?: Gfieanoragni i ruxg ahuiofasiu said ruxg.

Human: My name is Gfieanoragni i;ruxg ahuiofasiu, and you?
Badspot: That's a very nice name, Gfieanoragni i ruxg ahuiofasiu.

LOL

[Killer2]

Human: Killer2
Badspot: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: Michael Jackson
Badspot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: But, you said it was Baldspot!
Badspot: Huh. What made it so Baldspot.

Human: Wait, what's your name?
Badspot: I'm waiting. My name is Badspot.

Human: Secret years isn't an age!
Badspot: Are you an age?

Human: My age is a secret!
Badspot: Can you explain how it feels to be a secret years old?

Human: I know a guy.
Badspot: How do you know? How old are you?

Human: Yes I'm serious!
Badspot: How do you know it is? I believe you.
Human: No it's Baldspot!

Badspot: Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?

Human: So your name is Baldspot?
Badspot: Yippee! My name is Badspot.

Human: I thought it was Baldspot
Badspot: What made it so Baldspot.

Human: So your name is Baldspot?
Badspot: Aw. My name is Badspot.

Human: You keep doing it!
Badspot: I'll try to do better next time.

Human: Your doing it again!
Badspot: Once more? I'll try to do better next time.

Human: Stop speaking jiberish!
Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: Hello apple balls, how is jo momma doing?
Badspot: Hello there. I think apple balls how is a lot of things.

[Guilmon X]

I missed a few parts but just wow BadSpot does not even know his own game...

Human: Blockland.
Badspot: Blockland is an awesome game. I made it.

Human: .such a nice game.
Badspot: What game?

Human: Its awesome.
Badspot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Cool.

Human: On BlockLand.
Badspot: What is it like on BlockLand.

[MackTheHunter]

Why did you bump this.