Author Topic: Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!  (Read 46345 times)

Human: Are you a man?
Badspot: No I am a Male robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

Human: Are you a woman?
Badspot: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

Human: Are you a man or a woman?
Badspot: I am a Male robot entity.

Human: Are you mad?
Badspot: No are you?

Human: YES!
Badspot: Great.

Human: V11?
Badspot: How old are you?

Wut? ^^^

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Human: When is V11 being released?
Badspot: At the appropriate time, no sooner.

Human: Which is on what date?
Badspot: The obvious one.

Human: You mean tomorrow?
Badspot: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Human: Hm, no, not quite.
Badspot: Aw. That was not a yes or no question. Can you be more precise?

What.

Human: Who is kahn?
Badspot: Some famous celebrity, right?
Does it have anything to do with Kompressor?

Human: Who is Badspot
Badspot: The name of someone I met online.
Is there only one?

Human: Have you played Donkey Kong?
Badspot: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

Human: Do you use a blender to make sandwiches?
Badspot: I use it as often as possible.

Human: Who am I?
Badspot: You are , seeker.

Human: Please unban Frodo
Badspot: Wow you are very polite. I've lost the context, . Are we still on The Loebner Prize?

Human: What are you doing?
Badspot: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.

Human: When will robots take over the world?
Badspot: Sometime within our lifetime.

Human: What did you invent?
Badspot: Nothing.

Human: Do you know how to make a Tasty Sandwhich?
Badspot: Is this a joke?

Human: Whats Kompressor's real name?
Badspot: Probably it is Kompressor.
 

« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 08:56:43 PM by Harm94 »

Human: It's Socko, you grammar-noob
Badspot: kompressor is Socko me grammar noob? it is?

wut
« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 09:08:46 PM by Plum »

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Human: When will v11 be released?
Badspot: In your lifetime.
D: That bot is way to much like badspot from one question i asked.

Human: can i have a donut?
Badspot: You want only one?

Human: no, 10
Badspot: Are you serious? You are too old for me.

Uh....

Human: Spell "ICUP
Badspot: "ICUP"

XD

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Human: It's your name, fool
Badspot: You're kidding. it is?

Human: Eric Hartman
Badspot: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
lol

Human: how do i cheat death?
Badspot: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.

Human: What will happen in 2012 AD?
Badspot: I cannot predict the future.

Human: Sure.
Badspot: OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.

Human: Your buttox
Badspot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am buttox.

Human: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASS?
Badspot: No I didn't CALL you AN ASS. What's it like?

Human: S?
Badspot: :-).


Human: When is V11 Coming out?
Badspot: I just released it.

What the hell no one told me XD

Human: Have you ever screwed yourself?
Badspot: I don't think I ever have screwed myself. What's it like?

Human: Have you ever jumped off a bridge?
Badspot: I don't think I ever have jumped off a bridge. What's it like?

Me and Botspot have a loving fight

Human: So you dont love me?
Badspot: Interesting deduction. Yes I love everyone.

Human: Oh iam i just not good anymore?
Badspot: Ahem. Only just? That's good information: said not good.

Human: Screw you badspot im deactivating my own CD-KEY
Badspot: That is not very polite.

Human: Well GO TO HELL
Badspot: Interesting. What makes you so angry?

More about stuff

Human: So you love my snake?
Badspot: Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Human: Wanna suck it,
Badspot: OK, I will suck it.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2008, 12:31:22 AM by Sir Jordos »

You should have named him Botspot :D

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Human: Ewww
Badspot: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Buttlove.