Post real life pictures of yourself.

[Rughugger]

I can see your wife asking you why you two never slow danced

 

What wife? lol

But I live in America. D:

Oh stuff. Uhm, do you know any good mail order russian wife site then?

[Ad Bot]

[Evõ]

Not Russian, she will kill you in your sleep.

[Rughugger]

Not Russian, she will kill you in your sleep.

Not if I haven't signed her Green Card yet. ;)

They would get exhausted if they danced that fast.

A Toronto Club Phoenix DJ told me I was a rather flexible and energetic dancer for being a fatty. Looks are decieving. ;)

[JakDaStripR]

And here's a (Painted) Picture of Me.

[dkamm65]

Not Russian, she will kill you in your sleep.

Remember, no Russian.

[Evõ]

Remember, no Russian.

O gawd no

[VerticalHorizon]

Stupid homos. At least this rug hugger knows that girls show more possibilities for fun.

I have a gf you know. A gf that I forgeted 3 times yesterday.

[dkamm65]

I have a gf you know. A gf that I forgeted 3 time yesterday.

WRB852

[JakDaStripR]

Won't anybody flame me for posting such lame pictures?

[Rughugger]

I have a gf you know. A gf that I forgeted 3 times yesterday.

Because bragging to 10 year olds makes you cool?

[dkamm65]

Because bragging to 10 year olds makes you cool?

WRB852

[VerticalHorizon]

Because bragging to 10 year olds makes you cool?

Because I'm telling him that I'm not gay?

[Rughugger]

Because I'm telling him that I'm not gay?

But you dress like a woman and stuff a bra with socks and that isn't gay behavior how? Just sayin, bud.

[Panterra8905]

Because I'm telling him that I'm not gay?

Elton John had a wife.

[VerticalHorizon]

But you dress like a woman and stuff a bra with socks and that isn't gay behavior how? Just sayin, bud.

1. He has the both pierce, I believe.
2. He is not gay, he biloveual.

Door already told him I'm not completely gay, he has no reason to say stuff like, "You friends don't take advantage of the wonders of women"