Yeah, mustaches make you look like a douche. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
D;, I is known for my mustache. Mine doesn't look bad though, if I shaved it I am guessing I'd look worse, and if someone calls me a douche if they know me...they have to be handicapped, I'm around as nice as Magick in real life, online though, I am myself (I'm respectful of others in real life).