Why does Monocle wear his pants around his pelvis like a monday
and why does he shave his pubic hair
I shave my pubic hair because I want to? Primarily because I'm sick of my testicles sweating because of there being a forest. Also, it's generally more comfortable. Not to mention I'm actually loveually active, and I really don't want to give my girlfriend a hairball after she goes down on me.