Post real life pictures of yourself.

[ATKitton.]

5'0 for a 14 year old girl isn't really that short :o

I was even shorter then >.>

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

That is a spider from Australia; it's called a huntsman spider.

The real comedy of using that spider in that comic is that the spider is not actually poisonous. I've got one of my wall right now. You are meant to leave them alive because they roam around your house eating mosquitoes. Other than that they're completely harmless.

 Unless by some chance they get in your car and drop out of the mirror onto your lap while on a highway.

[Dread]

[Messes]

Hahahahah

[Joker Card]

I'd get an air rifle and rape that wolf spider up the ass.

I'm 6'7"

Jesus christ Lebron James.

[comr4de]

Boy do I look fancy

[ßoltster]

5'0 for a 14 year old girl isn't really that short :o

Yes it is

[Monocle]

Yes it is

I dunno.. most girls are around 5'0-5'3 at that age in my area, and then around 15.5/16 they shoot up a few more inches. 5'0 for a guy at 14 is insanely short though.

[Oasis]

Boy do I look fancy

You look like you're in extreme discomfort.

[Jetlok]

You look like you're in extreme discomfort.

this.

[Monocle]

Boy do I look fancy

You're wearing the wrong tie for that shirt. Pointed collar = Bow tie. Rounded collar = String tie.

Lern2formaletiqutteorwhatever itscalled

[Oasis]

This isn't me, but I was looking at the last page:



This is what comes out near my house in October.

[Riot]

 Is that a bird eater?
Don't some of them spray small fiber needles at you as defense?

[Oasis]

Is that a bird eater?
Don't some of them spray small fiber needles at you as defense?

That's a tarantula, a bit exaggerated, but I wouldn't doubt some of them would get that size here if people would stop killing all of their food.

And yeah, 3 foot high jumpers that spray their spindly hair at you. They're excellent.

[Riot]

 Well, I'm skeptical about the jumping part.
I can't image a goliath doing that. Of course I can believe other spiders, just not this particular one.