Just keep on telling yourself that chunky butt.
First only a handful, then millions of people laugh in unison. Some are frequenters of this site, others passerbys in the wrong place at the right time. The laughter echoes across the mountains of earth, every terrifying pitch synchronizing with the next at a quantum level. The laughter continues as the entire earth begins to chuckle involuntarily. Soon the laughter is beyond the comprehension of mortals. The frequency liquifies skin and rivers of blood pour into the streets. The victims laugh from sick primitive instinct as the corpses get up from their chairs and walk on exposed muscle and bone into the streets to continue the horrible sound. The planet's core metals are thrown out of their rotating sync and the planet soars towards the sun, knocked out of orbit by a careless joke.
