Post real life pictures of yourself.

[asablief]

Teach you what..?

how to duggi

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[Monocle]

how to duggi

What the forget is a duggi? lol

[Kearn]

What the forget is a duggi? lol

that's the joke

[MegaScientifical]

Teach you what..?

How to drive.

[Monocle]

How to drive.

right foot on thin pedal and hand on wheel.

press thin pedal and you go forward.

[MegaScientifical]

And use the sidewalk whenever possible, right?

[Monocle]

And use the sidewalk whenever possible, right?

Yes. There's a point system involved;

Women; 10 points

Men; 50 points

Children (regardless of love); 100 points

Pregnant women; 200 points

Old people; -100 points

Women with strollers; 250 points

Hit the stroller only and leave woman unscathed; 1000 points.

[MegaScientifical]

What about pets and officers of the law?

[SlayerZ99]

Yes. There's a point system involved;

Women; 10 points

Men; 50 points

Children (regardless of love); 100 points

Pregnant women; 200 points

Old people; -100 points

Women with strollers; 250 points

Hit the stroller only and leave woman unscathed; 1000 points.

Slow children;  15

[Monocle]

What about pets and officers of the law?

Pets; -1000 points

Cops; 500 points

Firemen; -100 points

Rent-a-cop/Security Guards; 500 points.

[MegaScientifical]

Nudists and Nudsters?

[Monocle]

Nudists and Nudsters?

-100 points.

[MegaScientifical]

Everyone Monocle hates?

[Kevdude]

Cops; 500 points

But that's my dad and brother and I sort of like them :c

[Monocle]

Everyone Monocle hates?

I actually don't think there's a single person I can say I honestly hate. :o

I mean, I dislike a few people, but even if someone treats me like major garbage, I don't really dislike many people. Only people I dislike;

Liars, Fakes and Cheaters.

:o


Only person on this forum I can honestly say I hate is Taboo, only because I refuse to believe someone with the intelligence of a 12 year old is a 20-something year old english teacher.

But that's my dad and brother and I sort of like them :c

Hmm... I'll demote that down to 100 points then.

Cops; 100 points.