Large and very broken. I trimmed a bit since the last picture.

Oooh. Nicely shaven except for your jaw line. I like it. I like your facial features, quite manly. Pretty eyes. Slicked back hair u so cul. Nicely sized lips to match your face :D

You look like quite the gentleman, and look sharp in a tux to boot. The white vest with a black tux and a light hue tie is a safe way to go. I myself had a black vest, black tux, and a red tie.
man you guys are edgy about how you look lol
i've never seen you both go on the defensive so aggressively
They are aggressive because you are insulting the way they look and many people get very agitated/defensive about that thing. The only purpose I can see for you to say such things is to push their patience. How about you not be a richard and compliment one or both of them without any insinuation of them being ugly or any snide commentary.