it looks like a granola bar
if i chew it up enough anything'll look like a granola bar
what?
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turns out i have 6 neck hairs that look like ramen noodles according to a couple queers and a metroloveual polak
martin szostak: "oh trust me it's not a hit to my ego"
martin szostak spamming a 17 year old girl in a different state "come on you know i'm cuter than him" "have you seen his beard? so patchy" *upon being told she thinks im better looking than him and she likes my beard* "i AM cuter than him" "bye" "damage has been done" "have fun with your boyfriend" "i'll have fun with the girl on my couch" (looks like a horse)
if he tries to deny it i'll get screengrabs and post them
u think u clever meanwhile u look like sid from ice age lol