this is the type of comeback that make people think you're in middle school
Also I reckon you'd suit a buzz cut pretty well. Might want to try that one out over summer or something.
Oh I've had buzz cuts, I usually cut my hair pretty short. It's just kinda growing out now, I plan to cut it soon.
Oh really does it now? I don't know what school you went to, but at my school nobody ever said anything about drowning themselves or others in the toilet. It was mostly 'your mom' comebacks or a bunch of derogatives. Did you even go to middle school?
Probably rockin' a knock off pair of aviators with his signature cargo shorts and monster energy t as well.
Monster energy smells like cough syrup and aviators are for friends.