There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?

[Lego Mini]

There's an idiot next to me on the bus,What should I do? You'll answer it and make a What should I do then wait for somebody to answer. I've started for you.

[Ad Bot]

[Tokthree]

Before he can open his mouth to spurt some barely legible words kick him over and jam the nearest recepticle (preferably glass and half full of hobo piss) down his throat then steal his seat for your sports bag to sit on :D.

There's a giant killer bee next to me to maim me on its stinger, I'm at the edge of a cliff.
What do I do??

[Vertzer]

Jump off.

There is a lovey school girl (Whom happens to be my sister) next to me. What do I do, /b/?

[Shadow86]

Jump off.

I guess it would be better to have a quick and painless death.

There are 2 chairs behind me, which should I sit in?

[Vertzer]

NYOOOGHHH YOU KILLED IT.
/thread.

[NickTheSushi]

I have a paper clip, string, a lighter in my pocket and I'm in a boring meeting at the office. What would you do?

(trying as best as I can)

[Vertzer]

Tie the string to the paper clip, heat up the paper clip until it almost starts burning, swing the contraption you've just made around while on the table in the office screaming like an Indian and then throw it at your boss.

I have Chuck Norris next to me, what do I do?

[NickTheSushi]

You look into his beard of mysteriousness.

I have a keyboard next to me and my annoying brother is babbling about not getting able to get on the computer. What do I do?

[Tokthree]

Kick him in the face :D

Can a cow?

[Digmaster]

Tip it.

I have the president next to me. Also some shoes. What do I do?

[CapTMeaT]

SLAP HIM WITH THE SHOES

I have a hobo next to me. What do I do? :(

[jordguitar]

Give the hobo all your moneys

The president is next to me passed out from being hit by shoes. Wat i do?

[CapTMeaT]

Steal his monies, clothes, and anything else he has.


there is a stripper next to me. what do i do? :D

[Shinji]

Put her in your trunk and leave.


There's a whining bitch next to me, what do I do?

[Fizzles]

Her

There's a soda can tower next to me what should I do?