There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?

[Beachbum790]

Stop being 10 so it is actually legal.

There is a.... actually I can't think of anything else, but what should I do anyways?

Yus

There's a glow stick next to you, whaddya do?

[Ad Bot]

[Khorde]

Yus

There's a glow stick next to you, whaddya do?

rave.

there's a pencil next to me, what i do

[pixl]

Eat it, splinters soothe tv throught

There is a duck next to me. Yada yada yada

[Chippy]

Stop being 10 so it is actually legal.

There is a.... actually I can't think of anything else, but what should I do anyways?

Go kill yourself.

Ontopic: Have duck stew for supper. :3

There is a pile of dog crap, a string, two matches, and an old lady next to me. Wutta I do?

[pixl]

Eat dog crap and strangle yourself with the strings while the old lady watchs

There is a man eating cat eye named killer next to me

[Dr.Block]

Rename it shredder. Then have a fiend video tape it while it eats you, and post it on youtube.

[ryanb31394]

Rename it shredder. Then have a fiend video tape it while it eats you, and post it on youtube.

Game fail

I'm beside myself. What do I do?

[OneWithFire]

Punch yourself in the face and leave you body for the buzzards

I have a 1x1x1 brick by me, what do i do

[Masterlegodude]

Spam servers and get banned

There is a cat next to me, what do i do?

[*Magick* Mage]

cuddle it, but in the mean while the kitten jumps away and you get hit by a bus :D

there is a Swedish mongoose next to me, what do I do? :o

[.:Darke:.]

Kill it and skin it for it's fur.

I have an empty bottle, a can of lighter fluid, a match, and a peice of paper. Wot2does?

[zackin5]

Pour half of Fluid on you, drink the other half out of the bottle, stick the paper up your but and then light it

I have a cannon, what do i do?

[MackTheHunter]

Play "1812 Orchestra" and fire the balls into the air. :D

There is a chinese praying mantis (Rare) sitting next to me, eating a grasshopper. What shall I do.

[|Shadow]

Watch it, laugh then keep it :D
I have £100 on the floor and the owner 2 feet away, staring at me. what2do

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Quickly grab it and make a run for it.

There's a computer next to me, what do I do?