StoreClerk: oh and your snake
Bacon: my pen is
Bacon: what about it
Bacon: sto!
StoreClerk: um
StoreClerk: ya
StoreClerk: ur pen is spilling all over my face
StoreClerk: get it off
Bacon: sorry bro its been leaking lately
StoreClerk: ok ill suck on it for you
StoreClerk: is that ok?
Bacon: yea but make it quick
Bacon: my parents are in the other room
StoreClerk: omg ur pen is taste like cherries
StoreClerk: oh god its getting bigger!
StoreClerk: WHATS GOING ON
Bacon: those are upgrades
Bacon: you know how mechanical pencil get s longer when you press button
StoreClerk: o ya
StoreClerk: eww something gooey is coming out
Bacon: thats the ink
Bacon: its white ink cause its a whiteout pen
StoreClerk: o k
Bacon: omg its all in ur hair
StoreClerk: ok that was fun
StoreClerk: tel me next time you want me to fix ur pen is
