Wii Sabotage

[*DeathGuard*]

*Accidentally* throw the Wiimote at it wile playing Baseball

[Ad Bot]

[orange wolf]

Put it in plastic bag, then cover it with blankets.
And let it overheat.

how ironic, this is a temporary fix to a Xbox 360's 3 rings of death

[Conan]

Kay, Wii and me don't get along.  How would I be able to destroy one, and make it look like an accident?  I don't want it in my home because its polluting the air, but I can't be caught destroying it.


Idea's?
  (stuff, thats a nes.)

Why not put someting that LOOKS like a Wii game into it, but its ACTUALLY a Wii game COVERED in PAPER at the bottom.....

[Reactor Worker]

Buy some of the most violent Wii games you can find (Do they sell Condemned on Wii?) and replace all the games you have with them, but keep the old boxes and switch out the stickers.

Fill the tiny memory cartridges with research.

Family friendly my ass...

[Marcem]

Should I envite my toaster and hair curler to the bath too?"Mom, I thought D3ATH tried to rob us, but it turns out it was only the wii."I liek ma 360 xbox and ma labtopses.

Ok, you are an 8 year old screaming into a microphone.

[rawrman]

Buy some of the most violent Wii games you can find (Do they sell Condemned on Wii?) and replace all the games you have with them, but keep the old boxes and switch out the stickers.

Fill the tiny memory cartridges with research.

Family friendly my ass...

Some Violent games are No more heroes and this other one I forgot.

Mad World is coming out soon, and it's pretty gory.

[General Nick]

How about just slap the person who had the idea of getting the Wii and throwing it out the window?

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Show goatse to it with a mini black & white inside a locked safe and throw it in the ocean for sailors to find it.

[kakashi11]

How?

wii browser?

[Quantum]

WILL IT BLEND?
Nintendo Wii.
*GRINDLYGRINDLKASFKLDSKADFKK*

THIS IS WII DUST, DON'T BREATHE THIS.

[Bisjac]

plant drugs in its locker when its not looking.
then tattle on it

[DracoSoul]

plant drugs in its locker when its not looking.
then tattle on it

If only they had a Wii school.

[oromis]

why do you dislike your wii again? is it too big? is it dripping out strange water-like substance that is thicker and creamier than water but still tastes good?

Find a national socialist Zombie to eat it

[pingpeppy]

Why do you want to break it?

[tails]

So, instead of you know, leaving it for anybody else in your family who still enjoys it, you want to destroy it?