Aaglo's Theory of Numbertivity

[Khorde]

My other theory is that:

If you create a server, 86% of the time, you get a wave of noobs asking for admin, trust, bets  frend privilages, and build rights.

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[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Blade's Theory of Noobs

Positions and Routes

50% go to servers on multiplayer.
45% go to singleplayer.
And only 5% go into Tutorial.

Multiplayer Movements and Statements

• "Can I have Admin?"
• "Give me building rights now!"
• "How did you have the big words?" (Relating to Packer's drama topic of Dpkjr8 or 7)
• "<insert noobish child insults here>, you won't give me admin!"
• "<insert angry noob insults with caps lock on here>, GIVE ME ADMIN NOW!!!!11!!">
• Spamming servers.
• Things that have to do with the 10 sins and condemnments.
• Stealing builds.
• Trolling.

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All this here combines and turns into what we now call "The Noob".

[Spockticus]

Woah, this is so true.



I always make sure all of my users have no numbers.
and my IQ 137. Is see a pattern here.

Sometimes it hard though. Like an email address.


so my email is Elmotheexecutioner@gmail.com.

hey, it has no numbers.

[NickTheSushi]

What about Bones4?

Totally different, it isn't blind number stuff spam like sam12345678

[Olinaj]

  The Theory of the internet

 Introducing a topic will usually cause one person to disagree, causing another person
to decide to rebuttal against the first persons thoughts. These people will continue to debate until a victor is named.
 Thus, in which larger amounts of people are involved, creates a " flame war".
     
      The Theory of flame wars
  "Flame Wars" are just arguments that break out on the internet. They usually end
when someone makes their point, (which may take days). Flaming on the other hand, is hurling insults or derogatory
statements directed at one person or a group of people..

[General Omega]

Omega's theory of Noobs

When a person does not give a crap or is an idiot, they are a noob. On the internet said noob will remain so until mentally bitch slapped hard enough to be heard in a recording booth. Until said action is done the noob will stay smoldering about his pile of stuff until he or she gets banned. Now for the amount of stupidity a noob has is not dependent on any other variable beside the ability for the child's parents to get the kid a book.

[DrMobius]

Lord Pie's Theory of Stupidity

Any person who spends extended time listening to or watching something or someone stupid will infact become stupid.  Past this point, the stupidity will feed itself and grow, and as time passes, the stupidity will become worse.  The worse the case of it, the more efficient at spreading it a person is.

This is true for the internets as well.  It can create some of those noobs mentioned in the above post.

[Eryehk]

Kheyre's Theory of Stupidity (Mines better :D)


Internet stupidity is just like a bad case of AIDS, no matter how hard you try, it wont go away.

[Chrono]

Yay for immunity! :D

[Radial543]

God dammit forget off! D:

[pixl]

My theory of coolness,

If you have been part of the forum 4 longer than anyone, your cool

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

How Blade knows you used to be a noob a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, time ago

I check your very first posts.

[Blockbuilder321]

Let me be the one to enlighten him.

tl;dr -- A tribal is someone who discriminates against race.

Oh, and I have my own bandwagon jump theory.
Regulith's Typing Theory

Anyone typing:

• Like This Like You Have An Auto-shift Key
• liek dis liek u got no educashun
• L1K3 7H15 W17H 1337 5P33K or,
• (like this, damn emotes.)

Will be disliked or even hated by multiple forum members.
Exception: If the person doing so is a well-known member and is obviously joking, things usually end up good.

I SUPPORT THIS THEORY! Lol my brothers gamer tag is T3RR0RT0M13 , T37707T0M13 , T3RR3RTOM , or something like that. I laughed so hard I almost had Sprite come out of my nose.

[Regulith]

The Numbertivity theorem needs a variable for a lack of letters in a username. Like this guy.

[tapemaster21]

I'd support this if I could get a name change. I'm not a newb, but was when I signed up on these forums, using my runescape name :o

Namechange to Tape and I'd be in with ya :D