"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."
"Remember the part when you were heading towards the fire and I was like: We pretended we were going to murder you. And you were like: NO WAY."
Edit: My favorite line was: "Ha, there isn't enough noro toxin to kill you. So I guess you win. HA! I'm making more, that's going to take a few minutes, though. meanwhile, oh look! It's your old pal the rocket turret."
If you like that thing so much, you should marry it! Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!How do you feel?
Turret line from Machinima's Day of Life as a Turret:"See that android at the lunch line? Nice ass.""Indeed, I'd totally want to instert my floppy in her hardrive."
I have your brain scanned, and permantantly backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, i'll put you on. Helloooooo That's YOU that's how DUMB you sound.