Author Topic: No...more...Chuck Norris Jokes.... (Read 7360 times)

Olinaj · January 29, 2009, 07:08:00 PM

In a battle between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would be the victor.

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Khorde · January 29, 2009, 07:14:39 PM

Superman and the Flash raced to the edge of the universe.
Who won?
Chuck Norris.

Packer · January 29, 2009, 07:39:43 PM

Quote from: Olinaj on January 29, 2009, 07:08:00 PM

In a battle between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would be the victor.

They'd morph into each other and create an even stronger Chuck Norris.

Regulith · January 29, 2009, 07:46:26 PM

Quote from: Packer on January 29, 2009, 07:39:43 PM

They'd morph into each other and create an even stronger Chuck Norris.

Impossible!

"No...more...Chuck Norris Jokes...."

has now become

"More Chuck Norris Jokes!"

Masterlegodude · January 29, 2009, 07:58:21 PM

leik omg chuk noriss cn defeet god cuz hes so supur awsum11!!!

pixl · January 29, 2009, 07:58:55 PM

Quote from: Robo Noob on January 29, 2009, 06:21:24 PM

Most men give a teabag, Chuck Norris gives a potato sack.

_{EDIT: Worth while 3,000th post I'd say :D}

i think i just cried with laughter

Hellriot · January 29, 2009, 08:14:26 PM

Chuck Norris took a trip to the Virgin Islands. After he left, they were called the Islands.

pingpeppy · January 29, 2009, 08:16:20 PM

Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling corn that sometimes they need to lay the hell down.

Sockton · January 29, 2009, 08:16:51 PM

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Regulith · January 29, 2009, 08:17:09 PM

If Chuck Norris got a boner and did a 360, everyone on Earth would die due to being clothes-lined.

Sockton · January 29, 2009, 08:18:29 PM

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

pingpeppy · January 29, 2009, 08:19:10 PM

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Sockton · January 29, 2009, 08:20:37 PM

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

General Nick · January 29, 2009, 08:21:27 PM

Chuck Norris has v11.

No, he isn't sharing.

Quote from: Sockton on January 29, 2009, 08:20:37 PM

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

Lol, american pie.
was funny the first two films, then got lame.

Sockton · January 29, 2009, 08:22:07 PM

Quote from: Gen. Nick on January 29, 2009, 08:21:27 PM

Lol, american pie.
was funny the first two films, then got lame.

Yeah, new AP movies suck :c